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Two Labour MPs took part in a champagne drinking contest on an official Commons junket to Paris, which led to one of them being violently ill.The fears proved unfounded. They both lived.
Left-winger Bill Etherington drank so much that a doctor was called.
It was feared the MP might die after he defeated fellow Labour MP Geraldine Smith in the expenses-fuelled boozing competition.
The country just can't catch a break, can it?