The Government will this week order television chiefs to include more references to condoms and sexually transmitted diseases in their story lines.Well, those of a delicate nature will just have to watch more US imports. Like, say, 'True Blood' or 'Californication' instead!
Officials will reveal that they have analysed popular TV shows and concluded that not enough sex scenes feature the characters discussing contraception.
A report, called Mis-selling Sex, to be launched by the Department of Health, will call on television writers to include more dialogue about condoms and plot lines featuring the consequences of unsafe sex such as unwanted pregnancies and disease.Great. Now, we don't just need subtitles, we'll need translations...
It will also call for more slang words to be used in order to connect with teenagers.