Because if anyone tried, that chap who always follows you around (he's the one who doesn't put toothpaste on the toothbrush for you, in case you were confused) would shoot them!
The Prince replied: “The difficult thing is to ask them to pick it up without being stabbed.”Of course, it's not like there are people around who are eager to believe that life for teenagers is just a constant, totally-random dice with death, is there?
Lyn Costello, of the charity Mothers Against Murder and Aggression, said the Prince’s comment would resonate with people across Britain.Lyn, sweetie, if I'm sure of anything in this life, it's this: Prince Charlie knows as much about what is going on in society as a blobfish.
She said: “It’s reassuring to see that the Prince of Wales knows what it going on in society...
Blobfish. Lives at the bottom of the sea.
In fact, I may well be doing the blobfish a disservice...