A stink has been caused in a town hall headquarters after excrement was found in an office used by opposition councillors.
An investigation has been launched as officials try to get to the bottom (Ed: *chortle*) of who is responsible for the foul play in Kings House, Hove.It does, however, have a serious side:
Only people with a swipe card or official visitors who have to sign in at the front desk can access that part of the building.So I guess they were lucky it was only faeces...
It comes six months after human excrement was found heated in a microwave in the council’s Hollingdean depot.Ah yes. We all remember that incident, don’t we?