Well, how could you improve on that?
Kent Police’s DS Simon Barnes has reviewed CCTV footage...This requires the attention of a DS..?!
DS Barnes said: “No-one was significantly injured...Errrr, no-one was injured AT ALL....
H/T: Martin Thornton via email
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Says it all, really, that headline
A one man crime-wave.
Quite! And, presumably, a slow news day, as well as for the local cops?
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