Saturday, 4 July 2026

Abomination!

A few years ago, my family and I went on holiday to Denmark. In between Legoland and the airport, we stopped at roadside services for lunch. As we ate our chicken and chips, I spotted a man eating what appeared to be an enormous burger covered in gravyusing a knife and fork, as to do otherwise would have been logistically challenging.

I find a lot of the so-called 'gourmet' burgers to require a knife and fork or careful dismantling to eat, especially if they come with a little stake through the middle to hold them together. Covering them in gravy is a new form of diner inconvenience though... 

I had always thought that gravy was a uniquely British invention and holidays to France, Spain and Italy had done nothing to change that view. However, after some quick Googling, I discovered that the man was eating a bøfsandwich, colloquially known as a “gravy burger”.

I didn't have to google, there's a picture of this gatronomic disaster in the article, and as someone who loathes gravy, I cannot understand it's popularity at all. 

This creation is local to Jutland, although is now spreading around Denmark and probably dates back to the 1950s.

It's a firm 'no' from me. 

3 comments:

DAD said...

'NO' from me, too. I can't abide the brown greasy stuff.

Macheath said...

Gravy aside, did you follow the first link in the article? It’s hard to think of anything more ‘guardian’ than a food writer using the geographical ubiquity of a chickpea-based recipe to justify open borders:

‘Migration has been the historical norm across the Mediterranean, in all directions, before Europe decided to turn the sea into a heavily policed border.’

Anonymous said...

Our taste buds crave salt and fat. Gravy is both, hence its popularity in the fast food arena.