Showing posts with label local newspapers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label local newspapers. Show all posts

Tuesday, 17 February 2026

Remember When Newspapers Felt A Duty To Inform Their Readership?

A 51-year-old Suffolk woman's appeal against an 18 month ban for drink driving has been upheld at Ipswich Crown Court.

Oh?  They are usually pretty open and shut - what grounds was her appeal made on?

Nicola Charalambous, of Folly Road, Mildenhall had been found guilty of drink driving and driving without due care and attention at Suffolk Magistrates' Court on Wednesday, October 8.However, at an appeal hearing on Friday (February 6), prosecutors withdrew their evidence against her meaning she has been cleared of the charges and her driving ban has been overturned.

 Hmm, suspicious, or what? Shame there's no...oh, what did they used to call them...*snaps fingers...* reporters, that was it! to tell us. 

In addition to being disqualified from driving for 18 months, Charalambous was also fined £180 and ordered to pay a victim surcharge of £144, plus £650 in costs.

Does she get those refunded? We shall never know, if we rely on local newspapers...

H/T : Dave Ward via email

Thursday, 15 January 2026

Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle....



Have you ever seen someone walking their pet monkey down the seafront in Sheringham, Holkham or Cromer? For an area that had no registered monkeys living in it as of 2023, an official warning about keeping primates as pets might seem pretty bananas.

You're not kidding. 

But North Norfolk District Council has issued an official statement urging anyone who privately owns a monkey in Norfolk to get a licence before April 6.

The comments, it's fair to say, didn't go as planned.   


Why this legislation in the first place?

 They aim to improve the lives of "intelligent primates with complex emotional, social and cognitive needs that are difficult to meet in most domestic environments".

So are we. Couldn't legislation seek to improve our lives for once? Oh well, I'm sure it won't make anything worse, at least... 

Monkey owners with just one ape to their name must also expand their troop and buy some more primates if they want a chance of getting approved. Under the new law, pet monkeys must be kept in "social groups" unless a vet advises otherwise.

 *sigh* I should know better by now...

In 2023, a survey by wildlife charity Born Free revealed how many exotic licensed animals were living in Norfolk.It found that only one monkey - a black and white ruffed lemur - was being kept as a pet in Nelson's County, in Breckland.

Typical local newspaper - lemurs are primates, but they are not monkeys. 

Sunday, 27 April 2025

Won't It Be A Bit Cramped On Set?


I mean, they are big lorries, but you've got to get the camera crew in as well...

Friday, 25 April 2025

If So, He Was A Fallen One...

 


Terry Cassidy, 45, who worked on TV adverts and music videos before suffering life-changing injuries, died at Queen’s Hospital, Romford, on April 9. He had suffered brain damage during an interaction with the Metropolitan Police Service.

How? 

The force has suggested he died after swallowing drugs when confronted by officers in a car park off Ivyhouse Lane, Dagenham.

Ah. Yes, that'll do it. And in a glaring example of how local newspapers often aren't these days, there is no 'Ivyhouse Lane'. There's an Ivyhouse Road. A genuinely local journalist would have known this.

But two witnesses told Newsquest he had injuries to his head and neck when they saw him moments after the confrontation. “His neck was red raw with scratches on it,” said one friend, who arrived on the scene as they were due to meet for coffee. Mr Cassidy’s death was referred to the Independent Office for Police Conduct (IOPC), but it declined to investigate and suggested the Met investigate itself instead.

Well, when you swallow drugs in the presence of the police, for some reason they have to try to stop you, so yes, you will have bruises. 

No one is going to get charged for this. No one ever does,” said Mr Cassidy’s partner of six years, who asked not to be named. “This is why they keep doing it. Because they keep getting away with it.”
She described Mr Cassidy as “a kind man” and “a joker” who had never been in trouble, besides a single court appearance for an alleged driving offence.
“He was always late,” she chuckled. “But apart from that, he was an angel. He would do anything for anyone. He was always thinking of other people.
“He treated me like a queen. He taught me how to be loved. I’ve never been loved like this before. And now he’s gone… He didn’t deserve to die in vain like this.”

So, he wasn't the sort to have, or to swallow, drugs? 

On the day of his death, she said, he had agreed to hold a small quantity of drugs for a friend “like an idiot”. She last spoke to him roughly five minutes before the fatal incident, when he telephoned her and said he was being followed by four unmarked police cars.
“They’ve been following me since Becontree,” she remembered him telling her.

And pulling over, stopping and saying 'OK, it's a fair cop!' wasn't an option?

The Metropolitan Police said: “Officers on patrol in Dagenham stopped a car close to Ivyhouse Lane at around 4.50pm on Sunday, March 30, following concerns around drug use.
“When approached by officers, it’s believed that the man inside the car ingested something and then became unwell. “Officers gave immediate first aid and called the London Ambulance Service. The man, in his 40s, was taken to hospital.
“Sadly, he died on Wednesday, April 9. His family are aware and being supported by specialist officers.”

A job I couldn't do, because I'm sure part of it isn't educating the newly bereaved on what a fucking moron their loved one was... 

Sunday, 23 February 2025

In Which The Term 'England Cricketer' Is Rather Misused...

A former England cricketer has been appointed head of cricket at a school near Hook.

Oh? 

Greg Kennis, who also played for Surrey and Somerset, is the new head of cricket at Lord Wandsworth College (LWC). Mr Kennis has spent the last 18 years coaching at Somerset County Cricket Club, leading the talent pathway and high-performance programmes before becoming assistant and second XI coach.

That's nice. But he never played for England. Which makes him an English cricketer, but not an England one.  

Sadly, modern jouralists can't be expected to know the difference.

H/T: Ian J via email

Sunday, 16 February 2025

Sunday, 29 December 2024

Friday, 27 December 2024

Why Are You Blurring His Face?

A distraught mum says they’ve lost “part of the family” after their dog died following a savage attack by another animal on a walk. Nat Williams’ teenage son Samuel 15, was walking his Jack Russell Charlie in fields near their home in Cliffe Woods when a second dog - believed to a Rottweiler - “pounced out of nowhere”.
Luckily, there's a picture of both perps. So they'll soon be caught. Right?


FFS! 
He saw that Samuel was covered in blood and clearly very upset, but he didn’t ask if he was okay or if Charlie was alright.” Nat added that when her husband asked for his details he gave them a false name and contact details.

Never do, do they? Why does anyone think they will? 

Police have confirmed their attendance at 2.46pm to a report that a small dog and a teenager who was walking it, were injured by another dog that was off its lead. “The victim and their parent have been visited by the local neighbourhood officer and an investigation is underway,” a spokesman said.

Then publicise his face, it might help!  

Tuesday, 19 November 2024

Wonder If The Trial Will Reveal The Truth?

The family of Aidan released a tribute to him as the murder investigation continued. They said: 'Aidan was the best son, big brother, nephew, grandson, cousin and friend anyone could have. He was a massive part of so many people's lives and is loved very dearly by all.

Clearly, not by one person. Not if police suspcions that this was deliberate are correct.

'He was a kind, caring, funny and sometimes shy boy, who was always polite and had respect for others. Aidan will be so missed by so many people.'

He wasn't missed by the driver. Who, I suspect, as is often the way with these things, would have a somewhat different view of the deceased to the family. We shall see at the trial. 

Monday, 28 October 2024

I Beg Your Pardon?


'Dramatic'? *adopts Paul Hogan accent* That ain't dramatic, mate...this is dramatic! 


And, worryingly, a road I know well! What sort of speed you'd have to be doing to end up there I can't imagine.

Sunday, 8 September 2024

Friday, 6 September 2024

News Manipulation


That was the headline for the story. So the casual viewer probably flicked past it without even noticing a crucial point - it should have said 'claimed', not 'revealed'. 

Those two words do not mean the same thing. As the article makes clear.



And yesterday, we had this:


Surely the word they were looking for there was 'murdered'? 

And it's not just the MSM, the locals are at it as well:


The 'victims' in this case were the thieves who stole the bike. Some might say that disqualified them from the status. 






Sunday, 2 June 2024

I Beg Your Pardon?

Errr, that's pretty comprehensively stopped, officer....
A drink driver was arrested after crashing into another carcrashing into another car at a junction in Oakridge.
A police spokesperson told the Gazette: "We were called shortly after 7pm yesterday (Saturday 25 May) to a report of a two-vehicle collision on Oakridge Road.
"A 20-year-old man from Basingstoke was subsequently arrested on suspicion of driving a motor vehicle when alcohol level above limit and driver of a vehicle fail to stop after a road accident.
"He remains in police custody at this time.”

I can only assume they mean the Beemer driver fled on foot, because that car's going nowhere unless it's on the back of a wrecking vehicle.... 

H/T: Ian J via email

Still No Spellchecker, 'Echo'..?


It's been a long time since I visited the pages of the Southend 'Echo'...nice to see some things don't change!  

Sunday, 19 May 2024

Excuse Me Sir, But That's Not A Bug...


A young autistic man has been given a golden opportunity to share his passion for bugs and reptiles at the 2024 Devon County Show.
Ned’s mother, Jane Riley, explained that her son is finding it tough transitioning from education to a career: “He would love to work in an environment where he can use his passion to earn a living, but, as with many other neuro-divergent young adults, he simply doesn’t have the confidence to go to interviews, nor does he have a CV to back up his skills.”

Has he considered journalism? It seems to be a career that requires absolutely no skills or knowledge  whatsoever. 

H/T: IanJ via email