Grotto organiser Penny Ward said: 'One man even verbally threatened the lady who is dressed as a Christmas tree.Stop this madness!!!
'One of the elves was so upset that she has resigned. It was a complete nightmare. Children were crying and upset.'
Before a foul-mouthed chav steals the likkle Baby Jesus from his Nativity Scene cradle and climbs Big Ben!
We just haven't got any biplanes in the Royal Air Force to deal with such a calamity...
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"One man even verbally threatened the lady who is dressed as a Christmas tree" ...
She's damned lucky his dog didn't pee up her trunk .. ;)
Your Sunday links just get funnier and funnier;
'More than 2,000 families descended on venue in York demanding festive train ride'
gets my vote for one one of the sub-headlines of the year - not to mention a picture of assorted glum elves in the best tradition of 'Angry People ILN'.
Makes you want to start writing letters to the Grinch instead:
Dear Grinch,
Just make them all stop...
"Before a foul-mouthed chav steals the likkle Baby Jesus from his Nativity Scene cradle and climbs Big Ben! "
...'It was Tiny tears that killed the beast...
"We just haven't got any biplanes in the Royal Air Force to deal with such a calamity..."
Maybe not, but the Royal Navy Historic Flight have a pair of "Stringbags"
A well aimed torpedo should do the trick, or if they miss could succeed where Guy Fawkes failed...
"She's damned lucky his dog didn't pee up her trunk..."
LOL!
"...not to mention a picture of assorted glum elves in the best tradition of 'Angry People ILN'."
Oh, it's just made for it, isn't it?
"...'It was Tiny tears that killed the beast..."
/applause
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