Sunday, 11 August 2019

"Hey, You, Want A Job With Tesco..?"

"Me no speak English..."

"No problem!"


Yes, this is my local branch... *sighs*

8 comments:

MTG said...

Tesco rightly sets appropriate standards for Southern shoppers, JuliaM.

As a visitor, I expect to get in with my single dissertation.

Michael said...

As Tesco are reducing their Metro staff at an alarming rate, you may find that you'll have to try and understand their pay-your-own machines, which are as complicated as a compicated complicator could contemplate!

Waitrose has the best machines, and I love the girls coming up to me and checking my age...

Mac the Knife said...

So, Jar Jar works for Tesco and the truth is revealed...

Stonyground said...

I'm not sure what the problem is. We all know that it should be five items or fewer but they all make that error. Should the second sign say something like no items that need to be weighed or something like that? At Asda there is a scale in the fruit & veg area that prints out a barcode to stick on your bag.

Doonhamer said...

OK, Smarty-pants, you tell us the plural of "these".

MTG said...

@ Stonyground

*theses*

Stonyground said...

I find it quite funny that I missed that. Further to an earlier post about leaks, today I had two power tools for repair, one had an air leek and the other one had a pin snaped.

JuliaM said...

"As Tesco are reducing their Metro staff at an alarming rate, you may find that you'll have to try and understand their pay-your-own machines, which are as complicated as a compicated complicator could contemplate!"

I use those only in emergency! And I love gadgets.

"So, Jar Jar works for Tesco and the truth is revealed..."

:D