Friday, 16 May 2025

A Story Where You Can Almost Hear The Duelling Banjos As You Read It...

An Ohio woman was arrested after her pet raccoon was found holding a meth pipe to its mouth in her car during a routine traffic stop.

Wha..? 

Victoria Vidal, 55, was pulled over in Akron by a Springfield Township Police officer on Monday after it was determined that she had an active warrant and a suspended driver's license, according to a post from the department. Upon approaching the vehicle, an officer 'made contact with the driver,' who was then detained 'without incident,' the post stated.

Makes a nice change for them. 

'However, things took an unusual turn' when the officer returned to Vidal's car, the police department said. According to police, 'he observed a raccoon named "Chewy" sitting in the driver's seat with a meth pipe in its mouth.'
'Chewy had somehow gotten hold of a glass methamphetamine pipe, leading officers to further inspect the vehicle,' the post continued. The discovery prompted a search of the vehicle that turned up a significant quantity of meth, crack cocaine and three used glass pipes, police said.

Looks like Chewy is more rat than raccoon!  

6 comments:

Macheath said...

Even by the standards of the Mail, that’s a startlingly click-baity headline:
‘Ohio woman arrested after being caught in disturbing act with 'Chewy' the Raccoon inside car’

I’m only surprised they didn’t put it behind the paywall, along with gems such as: ‘DEAR JANE: I caught my teen daughter doing something sickening in our backyard... but all her female friends do it too’.

A quick trip straight to the comments (we all have weak moments) suggested a general air of disappointment among subscribers: ‘She was vaping, people: so what? At the very least, I thought she’d have been taking a dump or something!’

Do Mail reporters get special training in doing this? It’s depressing how long a ‘news’ site can continue when its main aim seems to be trolling its readers.

Bucko said...

It probably didn't rat her out on purpose, it didn't know what it was doing, as it was so smacked of it's 12 tits

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's a generational thing in Akron, would explain the music of Devo...

JuliaM said...

Maybe they don't need to train them, maybe they come pre-wrecked?

JuliaM said...

🤣😂

JuliaM said...

Just YouTubed some of that, and yes, it would explain a lot!