Union chiefs today called for an investigation into a scandal-hit prison as a fifth female officer resigned after being accused of having sex with an inmate.ZOMG!
And no, none of these chaps are lookers. Oddly enough…
But then, the women involved aren’t sex-starved spinsters either:
Giselle Woodford, 28, a married mother, quit her post at HMP Onley, a Category C Prison near Rugby, in Warwickshire, three weeks ago.Do they not have a screening process, then?
Today it emerged she is the fifth female officer to leave since 2004 amid allegations of having 'inappropriate relationships' with prisoners.
One female officer was even accused of getting herself transferred to the jail so she could be close to her prisoner boyfriend.
It doesn’t even have to be anything too elaborate; an interview in a room filled with posters of hot young Hollywood hunks, and the odd snap of the Met’s ‘Top Ten Wanted’ list scattered strategically around, to see where their eyes were drawn to?
Shockingly, candidates do not have to undergo face-to-face interviews before getting a job in a prison./facepalm
Incredible as it sounds, the first chance any prison governor has of knowing he has a wrong ‘un on his staff is when ‘concerns’ are raised over their behaviour.
Am I alone in thinking this is an inevitable consequence of having women guarding male prisoners, and vice versa?