All The Warmth And Compassion Of A Letter From Your Proctologist...

It wasn't a voice coach this useless article needed, it was someone to teach him how to behave like a human being. 

'The boy' indeed. 

The latest victim of the diversity and enrichment this humanoid Dalek in a paid-for suit is talking about had a name, it was Harvey Willgoose. And I had to scroll a long way down the page to find that story. Did no one in No 10's taxpayer-funded PR team think to include it? Are they all autistic?

Honestly, I know I loathe the man, and that will colour my opinions, but I've felt more humanity when Alexa reads me a local weather report...

The alleged assailant had apparently brought a blade into school on Granville Road last week, according to one furious parent.

On January 29, All Saints had also gone into a 'lock down', they said. A parent said: 'I've been told it's the same lad who caused the lock down last Wednesday who has now killed the schoolboy today.

'How can the school have allowed this to happen today when only five days ago the danger was known about?'

Quite easily, I'd imagine, since the culprit has already been named - and pictured - on social media and his name and face mark him out as part of that vibrant diversity Labour and the Tories were so keen to rub all our noses in. But what of the police? Over to a DEI hire in sensible shoes and a mannish haircut:  

Assistant Chief Constable Butterfield went on: 'We know that what has happened will cause significant distress and concern.

'I would like to reassure you that our officers will remain on scene and in the local area to offer reassurance to parents, staff and local residents as our investigation continues.

Shutting the stable door again.... 

'Although we are in the early stages of our inquiries, we are working at pace to build a full picture of how this tragedy has unfolded.

'We would therefore ask you to avoid speculation and the sharing of online content which could be distressing to them and detrimental to our investigation.'

Or is it because you don't want any more 'far right' riots to trouble the speak-your-weight-machine in No 10?