Wednesday 12 August 2015

Why Be Impressed..?

A thug bottled his sister's ex in an unprovoked attack — but avoided jail because a judge was impressed that he had sought anger management counselling.
Isn’t this the first thing his brief would have suggested?

3 comments:

MTG said...

"The first rule is to always remember that you are playing a part to impressionable idiots, Mr Isherwood. You will joint a cast, alongside other amateur thespians, to be applauded or booed by half-cut conceited egotists in wigs and costumes."

John M said...

Well there's a lesson for any future victims. Forget justice and start to concentrate on vengence, because you ain't going to get justice for being bottled.

JuliaM said...

"Well there's a lesson for any future victims. Forget justice and start to concentrate on vengence..."

And those cultures already predisposed to extra-curricula vigilante action will benefit most...