Thursday 30 January 2020

If The Dog Had Been Bigger, It Might Have Made All Our Lives Better...

Magistrates handed Martin, now of The Strand, Ipswich, a ten week prison term suspended for a year.
He must attend an accredited programme and 30 rehabilitation activity requirement days.
Martin was ordered to pay £300 costs, and £50 to the dog handler who suffered back pain during the incident.
We all know who is really paying that, don't we, reader?
Chairman of the bench Don Wicks said: “This is a crossroads for you.
“It is a last chance scenario to change your life for the better.”
Yeah. Like that's going to happen...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The dog bit him first. In my book, his actions were justified.

Just because he's scum doesn't mean to say plod can go round getting dogs to attack people.

What next? Plod falsifying evidence, that's what. Good job it hasn't happened yet - Oh, wait ....

Just Trevor said...

He must attend an accredited programme and 30 rehabilitation activity requirement days.

In other words, he is to be used to justify the employment of an unspecified number of pointless semi-educated probation officers / social workers / assorted twonks. I'd rather break rocks.

JuliaM said...

"The dog bit him first. In my book, his actions were justified."

I suspect it's a book very few other people will be reading...

"In other words, he is to be used to justify the employment of an unspecified number of pointless semi-educated probation officers / social workers / assorted twonks."

Yup!