I've (stupidly, hands up) bought several Chinese-made things from ebay recently. They have all been utter shite and completely unusable. We should nuke the scamming bar stewards.
The Canary Islands import the stuff by the containerload. Usual product lifespan 10 days...the average holidaymakers' stay, before morphing into complete junk. But this compares well, in terms of utter uselessness and money-wasting, with our UK police service.
“tell this garment quality to the workman of the wash” on an item of clothing of mine was one of my favourites. Also the requirement in the manual for the washing machine in the first flat I rented to “discriminate” the washing before putting it in.
Your constant attention is flattering, Jaded. Acquiring a full time, State-sponsored watchdog prompts the smug conclusion that you must find me irresistible.
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Ha ha ha!
Better than their peanut bags...
"Open packet, eat nuts"!
I've (stupidly, hands up) bought several Chinese-made things from ebay recently. They have all been utter shite and completely unusable. We should nuke the scamming bar stewards.
Don't forget to clasp that 'taco party' firmly, m'dear!
Slitty eyes, perhaps?
Rotated geni - oops, that's probably just a myth
I believe the same people/persons also produce assembly instructions for IKEA.
In a projector. "Fan turns keeps transistors in good condition".
It is from a few years ago, but I shall never forget it.
The Canary Islands import the stuff by the containerload. Usual product lifespan 10 days...the average holidaymakers' stay, before morphing into complete junk. But this compares well, in terms of utter uselessness and money-wasting, with our UK police service.
Only obsessive and sad Melvin could twist this post into a dig about the police.
Embarrassing.
Jaded
“tell this garment quality to the workman of the wash” on an item of clothing of mine was one of my favourites. Also the requirement in the manual for the washing machine in the first flat I rented to “discriminate” the washing before putting it in.
Your constant attention is flattering, Jaded. Acquiring a full time, State-sponsored watchdog prompts the smug conclusion that you must find me irresistible.
"I believe the same people/persons also produce assembly instructions for IKEA."
One reason I never shop there!
"...“tell this garment quality to the workman of the wash” on an item of clothing of mine was one of my favourites."
Heh!
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