Prisoners must be served perfectly-sized and shaped apples to prevent 'fruit riots' in Britain's jails, prisons minister Crispin Blunt has warned.Just so you know, I’m studiously resisting a George Michael joke here…
The Tory minister's bizarre warning in a Commons debate on prisons prompted ridicule from Labour and will trigger speculation about his future.Quite...
Last night a senior Tory source said: 'Mr Blunt's career seems to be going pear-shaped.'Ouch!
