...I can't help but read this to myself in a Sean Connery accent.
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I can picture the scene in court: Legal Aid Paid Defence Lawyer: "Officer, why was my client tasered twice?" Police officer: "We ran out of darts." Penseivat
Melv, it is said that there are only 3 jokes in the world and all the others are derivatives of these. Two funny ones and the troll comment, which is where you come in. C'mon Melv, smile. It may not be original but it is still funny! Penseivat
Which Shawn Connery akschent? The one when he played a Schoviet schubmarine captain, or hizh role as a Schpanischh shwordgeman? Maybe when he portrayed the quintessential Englishman in the Bond movies? Watching his acting involved some effort on my part, more so when he publicly declined a gong. Ungrateful get. The noo.
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I can picture the scene in court:
Legal Aid Paid Defence Lawyer: "Officer, why was my client tasered twice?"
Police officer: "We ran out of darts."
Penseivat
In days prior to the police blog cull, you could have gloated interminably with stolen 'jokes', Penise.
Melv, it is said that there are only 3 jokes in the world and all the others are derivatives of these. Two funny ones and the troll comment, which is where you come in. C'mon Melv, smile. It may not be original but it is still funny!
Penseivat
Nice one Melv! Hilarious (I think) as ever.
Which Shawn Connery akschent? The one when he played a Schoviet schubmarine captain, or hizh role as a Schpanischh shwordgeman? Maybe when he portrayed the quintessential Englishman in the Bond movies? Watching his acting involved some effort on my part, more so when he publicly declined a gong. Ungrateful get. The noo.
Only twice?
"I can picture the scene in court:
Legal Aid Paid Defence Lawyer: "Officer, why was my client tasered twice?"
Police officer: "We ran out of darts.""
:D
"Which Shawn Connery akschent? The one when he played a Schoviet schubmarine captain, or hizh role as a Schpanischh shwordgeman?"
LOL!
"Only twice?"
'Extra crispy, please...'
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