...for this amazing job of pretending that this is a success:
Stone, of no fixed address, went on to plead guilty to a charge of grievous bodily harm with intent.
At a Nottingham Crown Court hearing earlier this week she was jailed for three years.
Three years? What did she do, hit him with a rolling pin?
“The force of the blow to his face resulted in the knife penetrating into his brain. He had to have his eye removed and is due to be fitted with a false eye.
“I am pleased to see this result from court and that she has been handed a lengthy prison term for her serious crime.”
She should be laughing all the way to the early parole, because if the sexes were reversed, there's no way he'd be getting off so lightly...
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