Monday, 4 April 2022

"I felt a great disturbance in the boardroom, as if millions of HR managers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

"I fear something terrible has happened."


Well, if that's not a recipe for disaster - and a licence for every workshy employee out there - I don't know what is!
The legal requirement to self-isolate after a positive Covid-19 test in England ended on February 24. But ministers have issued fresh guidance to people who feel unwell as well as those who test positive for the virus.

*sighs* Do these people never foresee any consequences? Or is that because, for them, there's rarely any?

4 comments:

James Higham said...

I've been in isolation since November 2019. Having a grand old time.

Scrobs. said...

Soon, it'll be the entire civil service and all LAs 'working' from home.

I regularly see the white van men in our village, starting off around 6.00am and getting home late, as somehow, plumbing can't be done over a zoom call! Of course, they can't afford to miss any work.

Stonyground said...

Are some folk in danger of demonstrating that their workplace can function perfectly well, if not better, without them?

JuliaM said...

"I've been in isolation since November 2019. Having a grand old time."

😁

"Of course, they can't afford to miss any work."

We can't afford for them to miss any, either!

"Are some folk in danger of demonstrating that their workplace can function perfectly well, if not better, without them?"

Indeed!