Anyone who read imported American comics in the Seventies will remember these ads:
I never fell for it, as I kew only too well just what these little (admittedly fascinating) critters actually were.
Well, get ready for more disappointment from your children should you buy a certain German supermarket's latest offering:
Sorry kids, they don't look like dragons either!
Fly-tippers will be given on-the-spot community service and forced to clear up rubbish in their neighbourhoods if Labour win the next election.
I just can't quite put my finger on why...
Aha! *snaps fingers*
Tony Blair provoked a mixture of scorn, anger and scepticism last night after he proposed on-the-spot fines for Saturday night hooligans - who could be marched to their cashpoints by police and forced to hand over up to £100.
I knew it would come to me eventually...
