Showing posts with label supermarkets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label supermarkets. Show all posts

Monday, 8 June 2026

The Dam Has Broken...

The furore over two-tier policing intensified last night after a supermarket boss accused officers of treating a false claim of racism more seriously than rampant violence by shoplifters.
And I feel he'll not be alone in speaking out.
Iceland founder Sir Malcolm Walker says 'two-tier policing isn't just happening on the streets' as he revealed cops rushed to one of his stores three minutes after a phoney accusation of racism was made against a shop supervisor. The entrepreneur made a formal complaint to Scotland Yard after the Asian supervisor was handcuffed and dragged to a police car by officers who rushed to the scene when a black customer made a complaint of racism after being caught tampering with milk bottles.In contrast, Sir Malcolm said, police often did not attend even when staff had been seriously hurt or threatened with violence by shoplifters.

The gloves are obviously off - once one speaks out, there's no reason for the others to stay silent. Who will speak up for their staff next? 

Wednesday, 8 April 2026

Well, It Was Authentic!

A businessman who stored fish in the bath next to the toilet before using them in ready meals to sell illegally to supermarkets has avoided jail. Stephen Akuoko, 62, had been operating in Watford under the name Tribal Foods for over three years, selling products that had inappropriately long use-by dates and a lack of detail on ingredients.

To people who are from cultures who don't care about such things. We can thank out lucky stars these only contained fish!  

The business was pursued by the borough council's environmental health team due to concerns about the products, but Akuoko proved elusive until a fire at his home on Haines Way in October 2024.
Firefighters were called to Akuoko's flat following a wok fire, and discovered huge quantities of fish in the bath and on the floor of the bathroom next to the toilet.
Akuoko later pleaded guilty to two food safety offences, as the judge blasted him for the meals that were 'unfit for human consumption'.

*bites tongue* 

At St Albans Crown Court last Thursday, he received a two-year suspended prison sentence and a five-year ban from operating any food business.

The mitigation must have been something to behold!  

In mitigation, Aleister Adamson said his client had owned a supermarket for many years until the property's lease expired. He then lost an expensive legal fight and became homeless until he was given social housing.

Of course!  

Akuoko then set up Tribal Foods, which he initially operated from a rented kitchen space before he started cooking from home.
'He was not in receipt of any benefits at that time and was relying on the business, which was not profitable at any stage, to support his basic living needs,' Mr Adamson said.

Apart from the benefit of being housed at the expense of the ratepayer... 

Judge Sheridan praised the 'dogged' efforts of the environmental health team who he said had performed a public service.

Yes, isn't it nice to see a local council doing something useful at last. 

Monday, 6 April 2026

Some Families Are Just Dysfunctional...

A Waitrose employee of 17 years has described his devastation after being sacked for stopping a shoplifter who had ransacked a display of Lindt Gold Bunny Easter eggs.

Not for punching the thief to the floor, just stopping him escaping with the loot... 

He was told off by his manager and apologised but the matter was escalated. Smith said he was previously told not to approach shoplifters but the toll of seeing them get away with theft repeatedly spurred him into action.

As it would any normal human being, but clearly, Waitrose doesn't want normal human beings working for them. 

After a few days, Walker was hauled into a meeting with two store managers. “I had a feeling about what was going to happen,” he said. He made a final plea, telling his bosses “Waitrose is like my family” but he was still dismissed.

And like some families, the Matriarch or Patriach is an arsehole. 

He had recently moved into his own studio flat after living with flatmates for 25 years, before being sacked. He worries about how he will keep a roof over his head. “I’m not too sure what’s going to happen with this place now. I might be homeless. My confidence is on the floor right now,” he said.

This is such an inversion of justice that even I'm shocked! 

A Waitrose spokesperson said: “We take the safety and security of our customers and our partners incredibly seriously and to do this we have policies in place which our partners are aware of and required to follow.”

How about you take the social contract incredibly seriously instead, and make sure crime doesn’t pay, while crime fighting pays well? 

Monday, 10 February 2025

Another DEI Hire Goes Badly Wrong…

A Metropolitan Police special constable is facing a possible jail term for groping a 14-year-old girl’s bottom as they queued in Tesco.

Is it..? Reader, yes, it is: 

Special Constable Hassnain Shahzad sexually assaulted the victim twice in the space of 15 minutes at the Tesco Express in Bishopsgate in the City of London. Shahzad was standing behind the girl and her mother in the queue at Tesco when he touched her bottom over her clothing at around 10.45pm on August 25, 2023. He then followed the victim and carried out a second sexual assault at around 11pm. Shahzad was linked to the attacks by CCTV and the use of his card at the tills.

His Clubcard, maybe? Well, 'Every Little Helps'. 

He was convicted by a jury at Inner London crown court on January 6, and set free with the bail conditions that he live and sleep each night at his home in Ilford Lane, Ilford and does not contact the victim or her mother.

Which rather indicates he may know them. Or look them up on PNC before suspension? 

Friday, 3 January 2025

But It's A Christmas Tradition!

A number of shoppers around the UK have complained after finding Easter eggs on supermarket shelves in December.
It can't have come as a shock, surely - it happens every year!
Chocolate eggs and hot cross buns have already been spotted for sale in shops including Morrisons, Tesco and Asda.
As reported by Sky News, Gary Evans, 66, from Margate, shared a picture of Creme Eggs on display at his local Morrisons on Boxing Day.
"I just think it's crazy that everything is so superficial and meaninglessly commercial... [there's] something quite frantic about it," he said.
You're in a supermarket, Gary - 'superficial and meaninglessly commercial' is its raison d'etre.
"I wish that supermarkets weren't so blatantly consumerist-driven and would actually allow customers and staff a time to decompress during the Christmas period."
You could always stay home?

Sunday, 1 September 2024

What's Going On At Tesco?

This popped up last week. In August.

But it was as nothing compared to....this! 

I'm as fond of fusion food as the next person, but that!  

Saturday, 3 August 2024

What's In A Name?

Sainsbury's has apologised after removing a pair of trousers from its online store that was advertised using a 'racial slur'.

What?!? 

I often buy Tu clothing in Sainsbury's - it's smart enough for the office and pretty good value - but I must have missed this one... 

The company - which owns the clothing brand, TU - was criticised for listing a pair of school trousers as having a 'knee grow' hem, a phrase which is allegedly used as a disguise for a racial slur.
The two pairs of trousers in question are advertised as 'Grey Skinny Reinforced Knee Grow Hem Trousers 2 Pack' and 'Reinforced Knee Grow Hem Woven Trousers 2 Pack'.Other school trousers by TU, had various other titles, including 'Skinny Fit Grow Hem', 'Longer Leg Grow Hem' and 'Generous Fit Woven Grow Hem'.

Ah, that'll be why I missed it, not having to venture into the school uniform section. And also not being genned up on what will pass a profanity filter... 🙄

Sharing a picture of the trousers on X, and tagging Sainsbury's, one person wrote: 'Are you aware that the item name below is freely used by racists to bypass n-word filters?
'May I suggest renaming the item. Also maybe a few Black faces in the decision-making process, to avoid this in the future.' [sic] The Tweet was viewed 230,000 times.

Oh, of course, it makes total business sense to hire more Offencefinders General to prevent people with too much time on their hands from finding things to mock on the Internet! The sort of people who are convinced that even innocent 'OK' gestures can be interprested as 'racist'.  

The company said it was 'urgently updating' the product labelling after being notified of the issue, adding 'we're truly sorry for the upset this has caused'.

It should have said nothing and ignored the furore entirely.  

Monday, 22 July 2024

The Plastic Mesh Bags Were Bad Enough...

...making it hard to see what the brand you were buying was, and taking longer for the till operator ro remove. But this!
Tesco has installed artificial intelligence-style locked security cabinets in the alcohol aisles to stop shoplifters nicking booze. The technology works by asking shoppers to use a digital touchscreen and complete a 'four-step process' to open the cabinets, which contain premium spirits.

All because the police and justice system have been too lenient for too long.... 

It is understood to have been rolled out across a handful of larger Tesco stores, including Purley, Croydon, south London.

And no doubt soon to come to my local store. 

Recent research from the British Retail Consortium's (BRC) annual survey found the amount lost to shoplifting in the latest year was the highest ever recorded. Shoplifting cost retailers about £1.8 billion in the latest year, the first time it has surpassed the £1 billion mark, the BRC said.

But then, why is it still treated as a petty offence? 

Martyn James, an independent consumer champion, said: ' Is there a sadder indictment of society than this - the fact that buying a bottle of booze is now like getting into a high-end luxury jewellers?
'If the epidemic of shoplifting and aggressive customer behavior is not dealt with firmly and definitively, then we face a future where everything we buy is behind bars or plastic screens.
'That's not a future I want to live in.'

Me neither, but it seems we're heading that way regardless. 

Thursday, 4 July 2024

Well, You Could Knock Me Down With A Feather...

Sainsbury’s said sales growth slowed in recent weeks as food inflation eased and as consumers shop “more cautiously” amid poor weather and the cost of living crisis.
What has 'poor weather' got to do with anything? I'm glad you asked, Reader! 
The retailer said the decline reflected “an unseasonal start to summer”, with cold and wet weather hitting sales of summer goods such as paddling pools and garden furniture which did well in a hot start to the summer last year.

And this is 'news'? 

“Consumers continue to shop general merchandise more cautiously,” the retailer said in a statement, adding that shoppers were responding where it had offered discounts.

When you offer a reduced price, people buy more stuff! Gosh! This is earth shaking stuff, 'Guardian'!  

Saturday, 4 May 2024

And ‘These People’ Isn’t Who You Might Think…


Who does she mean, Reader?

Things have changed in my local sandwich shop. Every so often, in the middle of ringing through my americano, the server will go stock still, like a savannah predator who has spotted a tiny rustling movement in the grass. Then, whiskers twitching, he will suddenly dart out from behind the counter and rush after some youth who has just made it out of the door, swipe their pilfered lunch from their hands in one practised movement, and then return with the spoils: a Coke, say, or a chicken wrap, to general applause. He doesn’t appear to have been harmed, yet, by his light-fingered customers — but I do worry about him. It seems to be getting worse.
Is it, perhaps, 'shoplifters'?
Labour has fingered a culprit: this week Yvette Cooper put the blame on what she called a “shoplifters’ charter” — a change brought in under Theresa May which made lifting an item under £200 a mere “summary offence”, intended to speed things up and take the burden off the courts: police can deal with it themselves. Cooper has argued that this cut deterrents and has therefore encouraged more crime.

Oh, so it's one of Britain's worst PMs in living memory, then? But she's only one person (thank heavens!). 

Removing the lesser “summary offence” will mean shoplifters will have to be sent through the court system, putting more strain on a service which already has a vast backlog. Ramping up deterrents for this relatively low-level crime will also send vulnerable people to jail.

Oh oh! When the new meaning of 'vulnerable' comes in, you can tell where this is heading... 

But stricter rules mean little if you can’t catch offenders in the first place. And this is hard to do, even with far more police on the case.

Your sandwich shop man managed it.  

First, shoplifting is generally done surreptitiously within the store — the steak in the coat pocket, the baby formula in the nappy bag — but shops are not public spaces, so police can’t follow suspicious people down the aisles.

That's what security guards are for!  

All they can do is patrol past the door — an obstacle the practiced shoplifter can overcome by waiting until they pass. Police can’t frisk everyone on the way out.
Here’s the problem that neither party can face up to. The real culprits behind the rise in shoplifting may also be among its victims: large chain stores. And the real solution may not in fact lie with the justice system. Let me explain.

Well, who had supermarkets on their bingo card? Certainly not me!  

While automation has generally reduced crime — new locking systems have virtually eliminated car theft — in large chain stores it has done the opposite.

Car theft is up not down! 

A rise in sensors and self-checkout, particularly during the pandemic, has saved these shops money on staff but has created losses elsewhere: it has made it much easier to steal things. Why didn’t these shops put people straight back behind the tills once they realised what was going on? Well, perhaps they were making a cost-benefit calculation — writing off stock shrinkage against savings in salaries. Fair enough, but what if it is the lawlessness generated by these policies that has now resulted in thefts in my local sandwich shop? Once theft becomes normalised, it can spread. It is unfair for large retailers to strip their shops of staff and then place the burden of resulting crimes on the state.

That's not convincing, frankly. I use these self-service tills when I have to, yet I've never waltzed into Greggs and swiped a sandwich then walked out without paying. Why do some people do it?  

Saturday, 23 December 2023

Rebranding Of The Year!

 Anyone who read imported American comics in the Seventies will remember these ads: 


I never fell for it, as I kew only too well just what these little (admittedly fascinating) critters actually were.  

Well, get ready for more disappointment from your children should you buy a certain German supermarket's latest offering: 

Sorry kids, they don't look like dragons either!

Thursday, 27 April 2023

Let The Coronation Fever Begin!

And the hastily-reworked packaging for the same old stuff is hitting the shops right now, so get out and BUY, BUY, BUY!



Bet they put the price up too. Designers don't work for free...

Update: It seems reader Ian J has found the tackiest thing yet made to celebrate the coronation:


It's not just my lack of enthusiasm for chocolate that makes me feel a little queasy...

Saturday, 1 April 2023

Maths Is Hard Pt 1792587


Wait, what..? Who on earth is going to choose the 70cl?

And no, it's not an April Fool!

Tuesday, 31 January 2023

It's Not The Value Of The Item...

...it never is, in these stories:

A shopper was left shocked when he discovered that £1 protein bars had been locked in security boxes in Tesco. The security boxes were spotted in the Gilesgate Tesco Extra in County Durham on Boxing Day by customer Andrei Lespezeanu.
He spotted the MyProtein and Dynabars goods under lock and key, despite costing between £1 and £2.50.

It's the relative ease of the theft itself, and the resale value/opportunity.  

'I am confused why the store has felt the need to do this since there are other items in the store worth more that don't have security tags or boxes.'

Keep thinking, Andrei... 

'The only explanation for this that I can come up with is that people are prone to stealing these cereal and protein bars.'

By George, I think he's got it! 

Thursday, 12 January 2023

Will We Get 20 Seconds To Comply..?

Supermarkets are calling for new laws that let them use AI to verify a customer is over-18 when buying alcohol.

Oh oh!

Recipe for disaster!

But wait! Why 'over 18'? Don't most supermarkets - willingly! - go much further and demand proof you're over 24?

The British Retail Consortium said age estimation technology would make stores 'a safer place to work and shop'. Shop assistants face over 1,300 incidents of violence and abuse every day, with staff asking to check a customer's age one of the most common triggers.

Well, it's no wonder, is it? 

Yoti, the British firm behind the software, claims it can estimate someone's age to within 18 months with near 100 per cent accuracy.

Why are we messing about with trying to save supermarkets from the consequences of their slavish capitulation to the NuPuritans then? Get this thing to the Home Office, stat! 

Sunday, 8 May 2022

Saturday, 24 April 2021

Bags For Life Are The New Diesel Vehicles!

Morrisons has said it will become the first UK supermarket to completely remove plastic carrier bags from its stores.
The Bradford-based grocer plans to scrap its 'bags for life' with customers instead being able to purchase reusable paper bags.

Remember when you were an ecological hazard for driving a petrol vehicle, then suddenly the exact same thing when you'd switched to diesel? Well, it's happening again... 

Paper bags, with handles, will be used instead - costing 30p and able to carry up to 35lb of shopping.
Until it rains...

But maybe they haven't worked as well as they were supposed to?
In the last year alone, Asda, Marks and Spencer, Morrisons, Sainsbury's, The Co-operative Group, Tesco and Waitrose sold more than 226 million bags. But this was 322 million (59 per cent) fewer than in 2018-2019, according to the environment department Defra.
This means the average person in England now buys just four bags a year from the main supermarket retailers, compared with 10 last year and 140 in 2014 - causing the sale of single-use plastic carrier bags to plummet by 95 per cent.

They've done exactly what they were intended to do. 

I can't help but think that there's no better reason to demand they now be scrapped than the desire of the Green fruitcakes to make us all feel bad about ourselves. 

Thursday, 19 November 2020

If Only We Had Some Competition...

Supermarket giant Sainsbury's is axing 3,500 jobs as it shuts all its deli, fish and meat counters and closes swathes of standalone Argos stores.

Well, those lucky enough to still have a good local butcher (mine recently closed and the new one is now halal...) will be OK. 

But what about the rest of us? I suppose we'll have to go to Tesco or Morrison's. 

Sainsbury's said its decision to close its fresh food counters and shut 420 standalone Argos shops by March 2024 would save the group £60million and enable it to 'better reflect customer demand.'

If you really cared about customer demand you wouldn't be telling all your customers 'From now on, you eat only plastic-wrapped identikit steak, or shop with our competitors, ok?'...