“London is not such a fun place any more.”

CCTV footage appears to show a group of people with their faces covered walk into the restaurant before pouring liquid on to the floor. Seconds later, the inside of the restaurant is engulfed in flames.

'Going out for a scorching curry' takes on new meaning!  

Five people - three women and two men - were treated for burns and smoke inhalation. Two of them were taken to a major trauma centre and three were taken to local hospitals, London Ambulance Service said.Three of the injured are in a life-threatening condition, the Metropolitan Police said.

Witnesses describe horrific scenes. 

Detective Chief Inspector Mark Rogers, of the Met’s Central Specialist Crime North unit said: “We understand this incident will cause concern within the community. My team of specialist detectives are working at speed to piece the incident together.

“Locals can expect to see a large police presence in the area. If you have any concerns, please speak to those officers on the ground.”

Or not. 

Police have arrested a 15-year-old boy and 54-year-old man on suspicion of carrying out an arson attack at a restaurant in east London.

Two down, more to go? 

I Guess The Motive Wasn’t That Unclear After All?

 But now, they appear to be sure of the motive - so sure they've applied to have his business closed down:

The nameless entrance on Dynevor Road, behind Good Pizza, has been blocked by police tape with a police car parked outside since the shooting. A closure order has been placed on the black door.

Apparently due to the threat of reprisals from his gangster opponebts. 

Mr Ozmen was reportedly part of the Hackney Bombers organised crime group who have been at war with rivals the Tottenham Turks.

Ah, London. so vibrant, so enriched. So much better now than when boring old native Jack 'The Hat' McVitie  was being murdered by boring old native Reggie Kray, eh?

DCI Dave Whellams, who is leading the investigation, previously said: “We continue to appeal for witnesses to come forward following the fatal shooting of Erdal. He was a father-of-one and was deeply loved by his family.”

They always are, Dave. And so very good to their dear old mum. 

Just Who Is The Real Victim Here??

A double-decker bus driver who killed a nine-year-old girl when he crashed into her while high on drugs has had his jail term increased.

Yes, it's this one. Four years was the original sentence, which for once woke up our debased justice system administrators:

The Solicitor General referred his sentence to the Court of Appeal, arguing at a hearing on Wednesday that it was 'unduly lenient' and should be increased. Three senior judges ruled the sentence should be raised to six years and eight months, and that Asolo-Ogugua should be disqualified from driving for five years upon his release.

Only five? 

Nonetheless, his lawyer seems to be somewhat confused about who is the victim here - he believes, as he is paid to do some might say, that it's his client: 

Gregory Fishwick, representing him, said the case was a 'tragedy', and that while the sentence 'might be classified as lenient', it was 'not unduly so'. He said: 'He will never forget this. It was a tragedy, one that he will feel forever.'

As will the child's family. You know, the family of the real victim here.

Rejoice In Our Multicultural Society!

A murder investigation has been launched following the death of a man in Bradford after a number of males 'fought on the street with bladed weapons'.

Elsewhere: 

This one didn't initally make the MSM, which strangely often covers the annual Pamplona affair...

It's hit now, when the animal hs been captured and is in a sanctuary:

It was unclear where the large black bull came from or why it was running loose.

In 2025, we have no idea where a loose bovine came from? Really? Aren't we a First World country, with government regulations and paperwork to be filed for everything, then? 

Tell Us Again How They Are 'Friends And Neighbours' That We Need In The UK, Progressives....

The outpouring of rage on the Left at Starmer's remarks on immigration hasn't stopped, with the sort of people who never suffer the downsides of unrestricted immigration all rushing to put in their two pennorth on the 'benefits', like these morons:

Well, let’s see how this works out for those unfortunate enough not to be able to escape the diversity, shall we?

A terrified pensioner tormented for five years by youths was killed by two teenagers who threw a firework through his broken window, a court has heard. Robert Price, 76, died from burns and smoke inhalation at the blaze at his home in Oval Road North, Dagenham, on July 27, 2024. Nathan Otitodilchukwu, 18, and a 16-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, admitted manslaughter.

Want to bet the unnamed accomplice also has a name that looks like mum reached into a bag of Scrabble tiles? 

Mr Price had the early signs of dementia and had been targeted so much by local youths that all his ground floor windows had been boarded up, the Old Bailey heard.

Because that was easier than dealing with the reasons for having to board them up, and he was just a vulnerable pensioner after all, he probably didn’t need natural light, eh? 

Otitodilchukwu is heard on Ring doorbell footage saying: 'Gonna f***ing torch this n*****', 'Yo, you f***ing paedo', 'yo you f***ing d***head' ' 'We are gonna f**k you up,' before running away.

Charming. And thankfully stupid, as so many of them prove to be. Not a future engineer or architect. 

Hours before the attack, footage shows Otitodilchukwu, who was living in care, meeting up with the 16-year-old boy. They filmed themselves launching a firework into a lake, the court was told. When Otitodilchukwu found out that Mr Price had died, messages were found on his phone saying: 'He was a paedo anyway' and 'I am getting 20 years for this anyway'.

Oh, if only! Followed by immediate deportation for you and any of your family still here. 

Otitodilchukwu has a conviction for admitting possession of a bladed article in September 2023. He was convicted in June 2024 of possessing an offensive weapon in March 2024 and was therefore subject to a youth rehabilitation order at the time of the killing of Mr Price.

That worked well then…. 

I Fail To See Why The Taxpayer Should Be On The Hook For This…

Remember the arrest of the thugs throwing furniture from the top floor of Stratford Westfield? I thought the charges not being attempted murder we’re a big slap in the face, but turns out the wretchedly incompetent justice system had more in store:

The youth court hearing at Stratford Magistrates' Court was adjourned by magistrate Aneeta Prem until 21 May without any pleas being entered, as both sets of the boys' parents required interpreters.

And why should that mean that the taxpayer has to stump up for them? If they can’t understand what’s going on, who cares? They aren't on trial (though maybe they should be).

The little shits on trial can’t be named, of course. So name the damn parents - if we have to pay for them, we should be entitled to know who they are…

Here's Why We Have That 'Stereotypical View', Rachel....

Remember this story? Well...

The bus driver who admitted being under the influence of drugs when he killed nine-year-old Ada Bicakci in a crash in Bexleyheath has been pictured for the first time.

Oh? Let's see then! 

I'm shocked, Reader. I'm sure you are too...

Police have released a custody image of Martin Asolo-Agogua after he pleaded guilty to causing death by dangerous driving and driving whilst unfit through drugs (cannabis) on Tuesday, April 22. The 23-year-old from Nunhead had been up all night at a social event when he crashed the bus into Ada and her five-year-old brother on Watling Street on the morning of August 3 last year, a court heard.

The only real surprise here is that he pleaded guilty. Perhaps his brief fancies his chances with the new Home Office directions?

Asolo-Agogua was warned that he faces a prison sentence when he is sentenced in June. Judge Ben Gumpert KC said: “Looking at the sentencing guidelines, whether this is in the highest or middle level of culpability, even if that decision went in favour of the defendant the starting point would be a sentence of six years in prison.

And is that all? Well, maybe not... 

“And there are, it seems to me, considerable aggravating features because he was driving a bus, under the influence of cannabis, and that he hadn’t slept the night before having been, as I understand it, at a social event.”

Oh dear, a rare judge indeed, this one. Let's have more like him! 

The Weather Might Be, But The Population Is Starting To Resemble Them More

Although we are trying to replicate Uganda and Kenya we are actually in Cheshire so the weather is slightly different,” admits Chester zoo boss, Jamie Christon, on a fresh and very grey Monday morning.

This is what they were building when I visited Chester for a long weekend last year. It's a breathtaking undertaking, huge in scope, and the zoo itself was already massive. Also absolutely the best zoo in the UK. 

But ignore the chilliness and screw your eyes and you could well be transported to a sweeping African savannah where, one day, there will be giraffes, zebras, antelopes and ostriches roaming majestically side by side. Christon is speaking at the launch of the UK’s biggest ever such zoo development – a £28m facility called Heart of Africa. It covers just over 9 hectares (22.5 acres) and is home to 57 African species including vultures, rhinos, a colony of naked mole rats and 15,000 locusts.

Chester was a lovely town, but already beginning to show signs that the diversity is heading its way... 

The Diversity Doesn't Always Stay In The Inner City...

It has been reported that more than 50 youths armed with knives and machetes ran into Elm Park Primary School's hall, in Havering, Essex, at around 9pm on Saturday.

Yes, Elm Park. I'm very familiar with it. It's my end of the District Line, after all. Not the place you'd expect the inner city diversity to be in great numbers, until you realise this was a birthday party. For diverse youth. The sort of thing that tends to blow up into just this sort of disorder. 

The fighting allegedly lasted until 11pm before three teenagers were arrested on suspicion of assaulting emergency workers.

 Only three?

Footage from the scene shows dozens of children fleeing the hall screaming, as individuals at the back of the room can be seen raising weapons above their heads.

 'Individuals'...

One local resident told the Havering Daily: 'It was total chaos. We saw between 40-50 youths, running through the streets.

'We think they had knives as they were seen dropping weapons in people's drive ways and running away. They were attacking the police and there were so many of them that the police had to just disperse them. We couldn't believe what we saw. They were all aged 16 and over and they were not from here.

'Not from here' in more than one sense, of course.  

'Our road is normally so quiet, things like this don't happen here. This is why we are all so shocked at what has happened.

'We saw the police running after the youths, but due to the large number of them, the only choice they had was to disperse them.

'Our road was closed off for ages due to this and we were told that a serious incident had happened.'

And it'll keep happening, thanks to the transport system that allows the diversity to reach the nicer places.. 

Congratulations, Nikita, You've Achieved Nothing...

Calling for an end to knife crime, his sister Nikita said: "We need to do more to stop knife crime. You know how easy it is to acquire a knife. You can just go online and you can just buy a machete.

"I want to call out the MPs. I want to call out the Prime Minister. I want to call out society and say that we need to do more to ensure that not another innocent life gets taken from knife crime.”

That's the sister of the murdered boy that has spurred our Prime Minister to ban a popular decorative item from the 70s, leaving pensioners in fear that should they actually get a police officer to attend a burglary at their house, they must cover up or hide the dust covered samurai swords on the mantelpiece, lest they become subject to arrest.

So now I, a freeborn Englishwoman, must check I don’t have some (purely decorative) item in my house because one member of a subgroup of the imported population killed a member of another subgroup of the imported population? And would have done so with any number of other sharp objects had they not had a 'ninja sword' to hand?

This country is governed by idiots.

Ah, This Must Be The 'Enrichment' We Are Always Promised...

Police have released images of 22 men they want to trace after a large-scale fight in Sheffield. The disorder took place on Woodbourn Road on 25 May last year, South Yorkshire Police said.

Last year? Why has it taken so long to put out the appeal?  

Oh. I think I can guess. I'm assuming it wasn't a disagreement over the finer points of building dry stone walls?

A force spokesperson said officers believed it involved two groups from the Eritrean community, with one faction supportive of Eritrean independence and the other in opposition.

Lovely! Just what we need to spice up our boring old Yorkshire towns, internecine conflict imported from foreign countries! That'll please the Yorkshire Tourist Board!  

According to police, the group opposing independence travelled into the area to target an Eritrean Independence Day celebration taking place at the Pakistan Muslim Centre. A group of about 200 people gathered at the location, where violence involving weapons erupted both inside and outside the centre and on the surrounding streets. The centre was damaged along with vehicles parked nearby.

Perhaps this will wake up a few people to the vipers we've nestled in our bosom? 

Signs That Nothing Of Value Was Lost...

...when the pic the cops release of the victim is a mugshot.

His family are being supported by specialist officers as the murder investigation continues.

What a waste of resources.

Detective Chief Inspector Brian Howie, leading the investigation, said: "My thoughts are with the victim's family and friends at this devastating time.

"I understand the shock and concern this incident will have on the Brixton community. My team are already working diligently to gather evidence and establish what led to this tragedy. I would ask any local residents with concerns to speak to officers at the scene, or to their local neighbourhood policing teams."

If the local residents were the type to speak to officers, and not settle their beef with knives in broad daylight, Brixton wouldn't be a shithole, would it, Brian? 

Yes Indeed, That’s Why These Things Happen Here

Florence Eshalomi, Labour MP for Vauxhall and Camberwell Green, told BBC London she wanted people to feel safe within their community. "Stockwell is a vibrant, diverse, close-knit community. We are going to make sure that there is a visible police presence to reassure people," she said.

It's in such 'communities' that these things happen, Florence.  

A 16-year-old boy who died after being shot in south London has been named by the Metropolitan Police as Lathaniel Burrell. An eyewitness to the killing in Stockwell told the BBC the teenager was shot dead by a man dressed as a food delivery driver on a moped.

Lathaniel - who locals have said was a "very bright" school pupil - died on Paradise Road, near Stockwell Tube station, at about 14:30 GMT on Tuesday. The Met Police has called it an "enormously shocking incident".

Let's have a look at this bright lad whose death was so unexpected, shall we? 

 Oh...

The eyewitness said two boys came down the stairs at a block of flats when the moped rider took out a gun and fired, adding that the teenager who died was well known in the area and was involved in gangs. Police said inquiries were still ongoing, no arrests have been made, and detectives are keeping an open mind about the possible motive for the attack.

So open.... 

At Least He Was Intelligible

...which puts him one up on a lot of the London Tube staff:

A ticket inspector’s bilingual greeting to a Flemish train passenger has created a political war of words – and an official complaint – in language-divided Belgium. The country’s language watchdog is investigating after a Dutch-speaking commuter protested a conductor’s use of “bonjour” – French for “good morning” – to welcome him onboard during a rush-hour train from Mechelen, in Flanders, to the capital, Brussels, in October. Writing on Facebook, Ilyass Alba, the French-speaking conductor, said that on the day in question he greeted passengers entering his carriage with a resounding “goeiemorgen, bonjour”.

And this is a big thing over there! 

The use of both the Dutch and French greetings was not good enough for one Dutch-speaking passenger, who told him off, saying: “We’re not in Brussels yet, you have to use Dutch only!”

That told him!  

The passenger was technically right, as under Belgium’s complex language rules conductors should in theory use both languages only in Brussels and a few other bilingual regions. “The file is under review,” the Permanent Commission for Linguistic Control said, adding it would ask the national railway operator, SNCB, for more information on its enforcement of language policies.

Ah, if only that was the only thing other country's transport systems had to worry about.... 

A ‘Close, Successful Family’..?

A 20-year-old criminology student with a fascination for knives has been found guilty of stabbing a woman to death on a Dorset beach after spending months plotting the attack and quizzing university lecturers about how a killer would get away with murder.

Another wrong 'un who shouldn't be in the country, one may think? Oh, perish the thought!

Saadi, who is from a close, successful family who live in suburban south London, had no previous convictions and the prosecution suggested he had carried out the killing because he wanted to achieve notoriety as the star of a real-life crime drama he had directed.

I'm not sure why that's relevant, or why it's a reason he shouldn't be deported to his country of origin on release. Which will probably come far too soon. 

It can now be reported that he harboured strong misogynistic views, repeatedly telling fellow students at the University of Greenwich that women were weaker than men and should not work in certain jobs.

Pretty mainstream opinion in his country of origin, and one for which those of his heritage seemingly get a pass on from feminists. The same feminists who clamoured for more female judges to ensure crimes against women were treated seriously by the judiciary. 

How's that going, ladies?

The judge, Mrs Justice Cutts, told Saadi: “You have been convicted of the most serious of crimes.” She said he would be jailed for life with a minimum term of “considerable length”. She said: “He is a young man, I think 21 years next week. He is a young man who may have autistic spectrum disorder.”

And may not. May just be a typical product of his heritage.  

The judge said she would seek information from a neurodevelopment specialist before sentencing. The judge added: “It seems to me it is my duty to find out as much as I can about him.” Sentencing was adjourned until 28 March.

It's not 'your duty' to fall for every bogus excuse proffered by the defence, is it?  

But Without Enrichment, We'd Have Bland English Food, Right?

Kebab shop bosses have been ordered to pay over £10,000 after more than 50 customers were poisoned at their takeaway shop. Eleven customers - including an 11-year-old boy - were hospitalised after the contaminated kebab outbreak. Bosses Sami Abdullah, 46, and Hassan Saritag, 38, ran the Marmaris Kebab House in Abergavenny, South Wales, where dozens of diners fell ill.

I have never eaten a kebab of this type, and I never will. But it seems it wasn't the meat that was the issue, unappetising as it always seems, but the salad! 

Yes, I wasn't expecting that either, Reader.... 

The precise source of the outbreak could not be determined, but Newport Magistrates' Court heard that it was associated with a failure to separate washed and unwashed vegetables while preparing coleslaw. Takeaway director Abdullah and business partner Saritag both previously pleaded guilty to placing unsafe food on the market, failing to put in place food safety procedures, and failing to register new owners at the business.

Coleslaw! And it wasn't just British hygiene regulations they scorned, it was other business legislation too:

Scott Tuppen, defending Abdullah, said he had a long history working in restaurants with no previous hygiene issue. 'Mr Abdullah offers his deepest apologies to those affected and in particular those who suffered permanently,' he added. The kebab business was at some point handed over to Abdullah - but it was not registered.The court heard that they both accepted the suggestion to close the business after it was raised by the council.

Before the council stepped in and closed it for them? 

Judge Toms said Abdullah and Saritag have no previous convictions, she had been told that they are 'remorseful' and have co-operated. She added: 'Penalties you will face will be financial but I also appreciate you lost your good character and good names.'

So the judge just goes by what she's told? She doesn't actually judge whether they are remorseful?

'Get Orf Moi Land!'

A brother and sister are at war with their local council after erecting an illegal fence through an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty.

No, not the usual red-faced Farmer Giles type this time: 

Urusa Ahmed and her brother Syed triggered a dispute in July 2021 when, without planning permission, they erected a fence around their two acre woodland plot that blocked public footpaths. The pair went on to illegally install large security gates and have erected several structures, including a large dwelling-type building with windows and a livestock shed, at the woodland site they own near Chesham, Bucks.

After missing Buckinghamshire Council's order to take the fence down by November 2022 , the case was upgraded to 'a criminal offence'.

But the dispute has boiled over in recent months as locals, furious at what they claim is council inaction over the saga, have taken the law into their own hands and smashed large sections of the fence down. The attacks came to a head on Tuesday when police were called in after two men armed with a sledgehammer were caught hacking down the fence.

You'd hope, would you not, Reader, that a Muslim couple breaking the law to keep people away from their secluded land would attract the attention of the security services. What are they hiding? 

Urusa told MailOnline: 'Everybody has the right, it is a human right, to fence off your land, especially when people are trespassing.

'The land is like everywhere else! There is a sheep farm next to it, it has fences, the farm behind us has fences, opposite us has fences, next to us has fences.

'Now tell me one good reason why the council will not allow us to have fences? What's the difference between us and the rest of the people here?

'Why can't people have livestock in agricultural land, and if you have livestock, how can you expect us to protect them.

'There are men coming in with dogs, big dogs, deliberately trying to intimidate me.'

There are laws in this country and everyone is expected to abide by them. If you want to live in a different country, where the laws are different or non-existant, Heathrow's thataway!   

50% Accuracy In The Headline...

It follows an incident in Barking town centre on November 8, 2022 where the 94-year-old victim was approached by suspects who stole his wallet whilst he was hugged as part of a distraction robbery.

Det Sgt Sarah Osborne, of the Met’s East Area Command, said: “Muresan targeted the victim because he was elderly and vulnerable – a decision that ended his life and placed Muresan behind bars.

“The victim had lived in Barking for more than 30 years.”

There's no way this man is 'a Dagenham man', is there?

Police enquiries continue in a bid to identify Muresan's associates.

Add an extra year on his sentence for each one he fails to identify. And deport the lot. 

MSM Lying To Your Face Again...

Oh noes! A fuully fledged GP? 

Well, Reader, no, actually:

He successfully applied to the Home Office for a highly skilled worker visa to take up a position at an NHS GP surgery in Ilford, east London, called Doctor’s House. The surgery is sponsoring his visa and he began working there on 1 July 2024, as a GP assistant until he completes an exam called PLAB – Professional Linguistics Assessment Board test – that all overseas-qualified doctors must take before they can start to practise as a doctor in the UK.

So he's not yet working as a fully-fledged GP. And maybe never will, if he doesn't qualify. 

Ikram Khan, the practice business manager at Doctor’s House surgery, described the Home Office’s decision as lacking in compassion.

Of course he did... 

Khan said because of Siddiqui’s ability as a doctor and huge amount of experience he had proved to be a big asset for patients.

Only the ones he can talk to? 

“The amount of service Tajwer has been able to provide for our patients has just been incredible. We don’t want to lose him. It would have a terrible impact on the surgery. He is a great asset to the team. But this family cannot be separated. If Tajwer is forced to leave his job here and go back to Pakistan it will be a lose-lose situation for everyone. I understand that ministers want to reduce migration but we thought the new government would be more compassionate than the previous one.”

Stop lying. He cannot be that much of an asset because he's legally unable to work as a GP.  

Siddiqui said: “I’m completely preoccupied by the situation with the visa and am in limbo at the moment.”

And what work he is allowed to do is probably hampered by his preoccupation with getting his family here. 

There Are Definitely Consistent Aspects To All These

A series of deeply violent, sinister murders and attacks carried out by children have hit the headlines in recent months. Last week, the 17-year-old boy who stalked and murdered schoolgirl Holly Newton, 15, was found guilty of murder in just the latest youth case to reach the courtroom. From the killing of Brianna Ghey by Scarlett Jenkinson and Eddie Ratcliffe to that of Shawn Seesahai by two unnamed 12-year-olds, some of Britain's most dreadful crimes have involved shockingly young perpetrators.

Can we find an expert to say that these murderers are the real victims? Reader, of course we can... 

MailOnline spoke to clinical and forensic psychologist and co-host of Locked-Up Living Dr Naomi Murphy about some of the most chilling crimes to go through the UK's courts in recent times. Dr Murphy, who has almost two decades of experience working with some of the country's most dangerous criminals, including teenagers convicted of murder, told MailOnline how those at the heart of such cases are often 'really damaged'.

*sighs* Of course, reading the article, there are other conclusions to draw. 

Just look at the names, where names are known:Bardia Shojaeifard,Cartel Bushnell,Yura Varybrus all sit among classic English names. And gang membership and 'revenge killings' stand out among the rest.

Im no clinical psychologist, so I'm not one to fail to notice what's staring me in the face...