Monday, 22 March 2010


One regular member revealed that her other half likes to make pirate noises during sex.

She said: 'Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex - for example, 'Arr, matey'. The other one is 'Arr, the ship's a-dockin' and 'My lighthouse is tingling'.

'He is not a sailor by the way, and has no connection to seafaring folk.'
Thanks for clearing that up...


Anonymous said...

This fantasy has zero male appeal and the possibility of a devious female posting to her own blog, is suspiciously probable.

Blueblackbeard said...

speak for yersel' matey, yer balck hearted dog ye, aaaargggghhhhh! prepare to be boarded ahoy thjere and ah-haaaarrrggh!

Ross said...

Making "pirate noises", does that mean he speaks Somali?

banned said...

"Aha Jim lad, carefull with that belaying pin".
Oops, sorry, wrong blog.

Joe Public said...

I bet he didn't mention her "Broadside"

JuliaM said...

"This fantasy has zero male appeal..."

Ah, maybe for you, but there's great variation in human sexuality. Could you honestly say no-one would be turned on by it?

"Making "pirate noises", does that mean he speaks Somali?"


"I bet he didn't mention her "Broadside""

Not if he knew what was good for him!