One regular member revealed that her other half likes to make pirate noises during sex.Thanks for clearing that up...
She said: 'Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex - for example, 'Arr, matey'. The other one is 'Arr, the ship's a-dockin' and 'My lighthouse is tingling'.
'He is not a sailor by the way, and has no connection to seafaring folk.'
Monday 22 March 2010
*boggle*
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This fantasy has zero male appeal and the possibility of a devious female posting to her own blog, is suspiciously probable.
speak for yersel' matey, yer balck hearted dog ye, aaaargggghhhhh! prepare to be boarded ahoy thjere and ah-haaaarrrggh!
Making "pirate noises", does that mean he speaks Somali?
"Aha Jim lad, carefull with that belaying pin".
Oops, sorry, wrong blog.
I bet he didn't mention her "Broadside"
"This fantasy has zero male appeal..."
Ah, maybe for you, but there's great variation in human sexuality. Could you honestly say no-one would be turned on by it?
"Making "pirate noises", does that mean he speaks Somali?"
Heh!
"I bet he didn't mention her "Broadside""
Not if he knew what was good for him!
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