Essex Grrrls Go Wild!

Carley Fletcher, 30, of Queen Elizabeth Way, Colchester, admitted biting Abdul Razak at the Big Man’s Fish ’n’ Grill, in High Street, Colchester.

Her pal Shanice Baker, 22, of Minerva End, Colchester, admitted using threatening, abusive and insulting words during the drunken scuffle.

Colchester Magistrates’ Court heard the women refused to pay for food and attacked Mr Razak when he told them to give the food back.

Carley and Shanice. Sometimes, you know just what you are going to read, don't you?

The pair have been banned from every pub, club and fast-food outlet in the town after the incident on January 13.

Crikey, they’ll probably go broke!

I can hear the sound of a WKD area salesman trying to slit his wrists with a beermat if I listen really hard…

Laura Austen, mitigating, said the pair had been friends for two years and both suffered with mental heath problems.

She added: “They readily accept they had been out drinking, there was a disturbance in this fish and chip shop and they are sorry for their involvement.

“Miss Baker had blood around her mouth as she was assaulted and took a full punch to the face.”

I rather doubt it spoiled her looks. It certainly didn’t knock any sense into her, I’m sure.

And for once, the judge was having none of this:

Ms Austen said Baker would be looking to make a complaint about the incident.
Judge Cooper said: “Trying to turn themselves into victims after their behaviour does not cheer me up.”

No, me neither.

But a judge pointing this out? That does…