Tuesday 16 August 2011

OK, Who Read This...

'It is unfortunate genital herpes is being dragged in to court like this...'
... and thought 'Oh, good lord, what's some chavvy mother's rioting kid done now?'...?

11 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

I knew straight away that it wasn't the name of some errant chav .. Chav-producing parents lack the skills to spell Genital Herpes in the first place .. ;)

Damned right he should go down (if you'll forgive the puns) .. it amounts to an assault, even though the "weapon" might have been friendly at the relevant time ..

Pity they couldn't convict the poxy sod of engaging in germ warfare too ..

SBC said...

Having seen your other post about Stabette Mc Chav and the names she gave her little treasures...I did wonder.

What worries me is the Femnazis are now out in force, condemning the man's behaviour and absolving the evil bitch of any personal responsibility.

Should he have been convicted? Hmmm dunno- she obviously went to the police out of spite. But on the other hand it was an assault. I would have thought a fine, sacking and loads of Community Service (perhaps as a carer at a VD clinic?) would have been more appropriate seeing as he's already been punished enough...cos hell hath no fury...

Anonymous said...

"She told me she was itchin' to get an eternity ring."

Getting my coat...

Captain Haddock said...

Now this is a bit more like chav baby naming ..

Check 'em out ..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026575/Soya-Keaveney-Modelling-underwear-12-pregnant-15.html

SBC said...

"Soya and her younger sisters, Tofu,9, and Quorn, 7"

banned said...

"'Following the breakdown of relations between the two of them she reported it to the police.'

Says it all really.

Leg-iron said...

I've been suggesting 'Candida' as a girl's name to certain people I don't like very much.

They're thinking about it. In case it turns out to ba a boy, I'm working on a suitably itchy alternative. Trouble is, most infectious diseases end in 'a' so I might have to suggest something outside my field as a boy's name.

Bulbous, perhaps, after the famous Roman philosopher I just made up. Or Bilious, the little-known gladiator.

Yes, it's cruel, but it's irresistible. These people were put on Earth to be tormented. It would be sinful to resist.

Captain Haddock said...

@ Leg-Iron ..

How about "Thrush" ? ... cos he's an irritating cnut

Or "Sinex" ? .. cos he gets right up your nose

Or "Wedge" ? .. the simplest tool known to man

Or "Gerber" ? .. a complete tool

JuliaM said...

"Pity they couldn't convict the poxy sod of engaging in germ warfare too .."

Heh!

"...condemning the man's behaviour and absolving the evil bitch of any personal responsibility. "

It's a tricky one, but he had an obligation to tell her. It rather kills the mood if you quiz your amour about his sexual history in detail, or whip out a microscope, petri dish and slides...

"Now this is a bit more like chav baby naming .."

GAH!

"They're thinking about it."

:D

Bucko said...

...I just got that :-)

Angry Exile said...

@ Leg-iron, I'd suggest 'Tumescence' to them. Fine upstanding name.


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