Sunday, 20 July 2014

Grammar - I'm Not Lovin' It...



What happened to plurals..?

11 comments:

Flaxen Saxon said...

I confess, I’m not much of a strict grammar monster, myself. I suppose it might be because my secondary education was shit- Tipton Secondary Modern was no academy of intellectual excellence; ain’t that the sad truth. However, whilst there I did learn to smoke and practise the ‘art’ of skyliners.
For those who care, the ‘skyliner’ is a simple, silent and effective means of propelling phlegm on to the back of your most despised teacher.
Step one, you produce phlegm and layer it carefully on your index finger. Step two, flick said bodily fluids, bolus style, at your intended victim. I’ve seen teachers with the mark of a thousand ‘snail trails’ on their backs. Sad but true.

Joe Public said...

That's not a distance; it's the contents of a bag of McNuggets.

wpc jilted said...

i as a sertificut in inglish from us police collidge an its footers innit

Anonymous said...

Aaaaaah, poor little Melv, trying to join in with the big boys....bless.

Melv, you need something new otherwise the bullying will start all over again.

Anonymous said...

Wi?

andy5759 said...

I almost joined the Pedants' march on London. What persuaded me against that was their constant back-and -forth as to whether it should be a march or a mince, and what ought to be our destination. I then joined the British Apathetes Society, well, I would have done had I given a rat's arse.

Rightwinggit said...

I was going to join the procrastination association last week, but I didn't.

I might do it tomorrow.

Furor Teutonicus said...

Hej! They are seeking a Mc Donalds. I.Q is not only not obligatory, but could even be a possible hinderence.

Furor Teutonicus said...

MTG, How did you enjoy yout Mc Donalds burger last night?

Anonymous said...

You forgot my drink again...and to be honest, it was as tasteless as sex with your wife, FT.

You need coke to go with either.

JuliaM said...

@Joe Public: LOL!