Thursday 20 December 2018

Are We Sure This Was Bradford And Not Islamabad?

Hasan Dad, 20, of Coppicewood Avenue, Lidget Green, was driving home from his job at BBQ Express in Toller Lane when his Peugeot 107 was in a collision with the Vauxhall Astra of Umar Fayaz at the junction of Fairbank Road and Whetley Lane, Girlington, in the early hours of December 27, 2017.
Following the inquest, Assistant Coroner Raja Mahmood issued a plea to drivers in Bradford to make sure they wear seatbelts when travelling in cars to avoid “devastating loss of life”.
Are there any Yorkshiremen left?
PC Mick Street told the inquest Hasan had a spare belt clasp plugged into the buckle “to stop the audible warning.”
He also said the airbags in the Peugeot had previously been deployed and the covers had been replaced and taped down, meaning the car had no airbags.
I really don't think Darwin needed that much of a helping hand, did he?
The court heard how a large crowd gathered following the crash, with many people filming the scene and one man also abusing police.
Because it's their fault this moron removed himself from the gene pool?

7 comments:

robbo said...

I put curry powder and natural yoghurt in my yorkshire pudding batter, its a yorkshire recipe innit!

Anonymous said...

Don't they usually have a child on their laps to serve as an airbag?

Thud said...

He moves in mysterious ways!

Stonyground said...

My sister in law was recently involved in quite a bad prang. Seat belts and airbags fitted to both cars, both cars written off, both drivers pretty much unhurt.

Anonymous said...

If there had been a child on his lap, it would not necessarily be for him to enjoy as an airbag.
Penseivat

moqifen said...

Are there any Yorkshiremen left?

If this page from the same paper is correct _https://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/17309049.car-being-chased-by-police-smashed-into-unlucky-drug-dealers-car/?ref=mr&lp=10

the answer would appear to be no.

JuliaM said...

"I put curry powder and natural yoghurt in my yorkshire pudding batter.."

LOL!

"Don't they usually have a child on their laps to serve as an airbag?"

Now there's an idea! :D

"...both drivers pretty much unhurt."

Modern well-maintained cars, no problem!

"If there had been a child on his lap, it would not necessarily be for him to enjoy as an airbag."

SNORK!

"...the answer would appear to be no."

Yes sadly, it was rhetorical... :(