In the medical circles I move in, Essex has long been known for being the only place on earth where the females have a higher average sperm count than males.
"In the medical circles I move in, Essex has long been known for being the only place on earth where the females have a higher average sperm count than males."
Heh!
"What would I get for quarter pounder with fries?"
Dysentery!
"Must admit though, the vinegar doesn't half make my eyes water ;)"
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Over the last couple of years Basildon has accomplished what should not have been possible: it's gone downhill.
In the medical circles I move in, Essex has long been known for being the only place on earth where the females have a higher average sperm count than males.
I bought chips from Churchill’s in Pitsea. I wouldn’t pay that much for sex.
Poker chips, or do you just buy her a portion with salt and vinegar from the chippy?
What would I get for quarter pounder with fries?
Basildon girls prefer to ride home in any car with a sunroof...for the extra leg room.
If I want to have sex with chips, I'm not paying for it! they should be grateful.
Must admit though, the vinegar doesn't half make my eyes water ;)
"In the medical circles I move in, Essex has long been known for being the only place on earth where the females have a higher average sperm count than males."
Heh!
"What would I get for quarter pounder with fries?"
Dysentery!
"Must admit though, the vinegar doesn't half make my eyes water ;)"
SNORK!
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