Friday 14 February 2020

The Mysterious Incident Of The Dog In The Fall...

A dog was reportedly thrown from a shopping centre car park into an open air market where it hit a woman.
And since she ended up in hospital, I'm assuming it wasn't a chihuahua...
The Staffordshire Bull Terrier has died after the horrific fall in Wigan today.
Oh. Of course.
"The police were in attendance and investigating the matter and we are providing our full cooperation."
A GMP spokesman said: "At around 1.35pm on Monday 3 February 2020 police were called to a report of an injured dog in Wigan.
"A dog believed to be a Staffordshire bull terrier - fell from a car park at the Galleries on Market Square in Wigan. The dog was taken away by vets for assessment and was later put to sleep.
"No arrests have been made".
Did Fido fall, or was he pushed? Surely, with CCTV coverage, someone should know..?

7 comments:

Unknown said...

Happy valentine's day Sweetie. Much love to you. X

Anonymous said...

It wasn't raining heavily, no cats, only dogs ...

Bucko said...

Always 'Fell'. Even when folk throw themselves off rail or motorway bridges, they 'fell', according to the papers

MTG 1 said...

Canine mental health was undermined when it suddenly became risky for Wigan grooming gangs to molest underage, white females.

PJH said...

"Jonty Bravery was unavailable for comment... "

Bloke in Germany said...

Bucko,

That's because they don't want to encourage people to fall off motorway bridges. You can read between the lines.

They do the same in Germany, where several people a day kill themselves on the railway. You will only find media reports when it's a high profile person.

JuliaM said...

"It wasn't raining heavily, no cats, only dogs ..."

/applause

"Always 'Fell'. Even when folk throw themselves off rail or motorway bridges, they 'fell', according to the papers"

That's true. There must be a newspaper code about it. Probably for the reasons BiG suggests.

""Jonty Bravery was unavailable for comment... ""

SNORK!