Wednesday 19 February 2020

Nice To See This For A Change...


By which I mean, an Essex Police officer who doesn't have it stuck firmly up his arse!

Pity about the wall, though...
A spokesman for Essex Police said: "Two cars, including a police car, were in collision in London Road, Leigh at around 8.10pm Sunday.
"The police car, which was on blue lights and sirens at the time, was then also in collision with a building.
"The driver of the police car has sustained a broken thumb." Police have appealed for information regarding the crash.
Your 'experienced pursuit driver' clearly wasn't. What more do you need to know?

3 comments:

MTG 1 said...

Poor constable, this snowflake could be on paid sick leave until the end of the year. Still, he won't be poor from the moment that massive compo payment gushes into his bank account.

Whatever excuse he may plead in mitigation, the pensioner being pursued must have known that driving whilst his MOT was three days out of date, was inviting very serious trouble. Such deliberate negligence could have caused a road accident.

As Essex Crime Commissioner, Roger Hirst in his recent sermon to motorists said, “If you are stuck for an idea for a New Year’s Resolution, consider making one that will make you a better driver."

Anonymous said...

Police car, WOW! I have not seen any police in my area for years, in fact I thought the species was extinct. A view that seems to be shared by the criminal fraternity here who do what they like when they like.

JuliaM said...

"Police car, WOW! I have not seen any police in my area for years..."

Say something disparaging about gender reassignment, you'll see plenty!