*blinks*
Naturally, you're wondering how it works.
Err, sure, yes, yes, of course...
"Here at CamSoda we figured we’d combine these popular activities and produce a technology that gets people off while their food delivery order is being prepared and ultimately delivered. With Grubuzz, not only will your mouth be watering while your order is being processed, but so too will your private parts. What better way to eat some of your favorite food from Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Outback Steakhouse or P.F. Chang’s than after you’ve orgasmed?!”
I don't think it'll come to the UK, KFC and Wimpy don't really have the same cachet, do they?
H/T: I Jackson via email
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Mick Jagger allegedly cut the middleman out using a Mars Bar
BTW when Jagger met George Melley:
Why are you so wrinked at 30 ?
Jagger : "they are laughter lines George"
Melley : "Nothing is that funny Mick"
And if you are the man who has ordered a tasty dish you have to ask your partner for a progress report.And do not dare complain about taking far too long to come.
Presumably, the vibrator user will have "arrived" (the preferred description in North London) at roughly the same time the order has, so will she be in a condition to make it to the door and open it?
Penseivat
As a former copywriter the quoted pitch from CamSoda is groan worthy for multiple reasons.
Now why did I misread the final word in your post, Squires...?
I did once know a lady who called a plumber in for a noise from her pipes in the wall and after a long investigation found they she had left her clockwork cucumber switched on in her bedroom draw.
"Melley : "Nothing is that funny Mick""
Classic!
"And do not dare complain about taking far too long to come."
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"...so will she be in a condition to make it to the door and open it?"
Dilemma!
"...after a long investigation found they she had left her clockwork cucumber switched on in her bedroom draw."
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