It is not known where the signal is coming from but it is at full strength at the front door of the restaurant.Oh, really? Because that contradicts a little with something the police may later rely on in this story….
But read on, there’s more! First comes the inevitable bandwagon-jumping:
Taha Idris, chief executive of race relations charity Swansea Bay Regional Equality Council, said it was vital police punished whoever was responsible.
"I am really appalled that anybody should be using this sort of language so publicly," he said.
"It is a case of a racially aggravated public order offence. I will be contacting Dyfed-Powys Police separately."Why? They already know. You know they know. What are you going to usefully do by contacting them, other than tick a box so you can justify your cozy little sinecu…
Asked if he thought police needed to act swiftly to deal with the perpetrator, he said: "Absolutely. This needs to happen. "It is a moral crime as well as a crime against a person.
"I would like to see Dyfed-Powys Police come down hard on these people."Yes, I’m sure you would. Personally, I’d rather they caught muggers and rapists, but I’m sure there’s someone in Dyfed-Powys Police with an eye to promotions who'll leap on this like a starving wolf.
And here he is, right on cue:
Sergeant Mark McSweeney said: "Hate crimes such as this are not tolerated by Dyfed-Powys Police.
"We take them extremely seriously and ensure each one is thoroughly investigated.
"I would like to reassure the community once again that we are doing all we can to find the person responsible.Well done, Mark! That’s buzzword bingo all sewn up!
"Inquiries to date suggest an insecure router in the vicinity of King Street has had its identifying name maliciously altered.Eh..? Hang on. I thought you said you didn’t know where it was coming from?
If that’s true, how can you assume the owner hasn’t done it deliberately him/herself?
"At the moment we are waiting to speak to the router manufacturers to see if it's possible to determine who altered the router's name in such a vindictive way, and if that is possible we will do all we can to track down that individual.
"Throughout our inquiry the local community has been very supportive and have assisted us with our inquiries."Curiouser and curiouser…