Tuesday, 31 July 2012

Quote Of The Month

An important consumer safety tip from the incomparable Leg-Iron:
Apparently, New Zealand prostitutes are using signposts to give pole-dancing demonstrations. This has resulted in many bent and even broken poles, which I would take as a warning that, should you decide to avail yourself of the service, do not let her get on top.


Tatty said...

On the fat bird jokes at the end of that post....

Himself (who is welsh) once shouted to a huuuge female in a supermarket car park "You'll hafta shift yerself woman I can't afford the diesel to go around you !"


JuliaM said...