Look out for the latest breed of banger, the Hutton Manor Breakfast Sausage, which a group of pupils from Woodlands School in Rayleigh Road designed and entered to win the prestigious Schools Sausage Competition.Ah.
With a bit of help from staff, the Year Four pupils set up a sausage club and came up with a collection of new flavours, including chilli and chocolate...*heaves*
After 12 weeks of duly testing the results on their classroom chums, the gang settled on the breakfast combination, crammed with lip-licking lashings of mushroom, tomato, smokey bacon and Worcestershire sauce.And nary an 'E' number in sight?
The nine-year-old says the winning ingredient selection was his idea. "I just thought about what I really like to eat for an English breakfast," he said.
"I feel really excited and I can't wait until it comes out."He means in the shops. For the avoidance of understandable doubt.