A Canadian evangelist who believes he can "heal" people by kicking them in the face is heading to Croydon.Oh boy! *gets popcorn* I can’t think of a better place, can you?
Ladies & gentlemen, place your bets!
In one incident, the burly pastor intentionally kicked an elderly woman in the face and in another a man was pushed over and lost a tooth.
Bentley says the Holy Spirit tells him to use these techniques as part of his "miracles".Croydon magistrates’ll have no problems accepting that as an excuse, I’m sure…
6 comments:
Wonderful. Ican give him several places he can work his miracles. Well actually, it's anywhere within the borders of Croydon!
Penseivat
He must celebrate every miracle with a tattoo!
I'm normally pretty gobby but with this one, words fail me.
A face kicking preacher? In a major venue in Croydon. This suggests that there is some sort of market for this sort of thing in Croydon and its environs. Which says a lot about Croydon.
I'd love to see this geezer doing some street preaching though. Would he I wonder cry, 'kick your head in for jesus?' And, if so what sort of result would he get?
Oh and I noticed this gem as well. Foxes eating pets in Croydon.
http://www.thisiscroydontoday.co.uk/Foxes-t-recycling-bins-eat-pets-says-Sanderstead/story-16468722-detail/story.html
Gem of a row on the comment boards afterwards.
"He must celebrate every miracle with a tattoo!"
:D
"Oh and I noticed this gem as well. Foxes eating pets in Croydon."
Oh, good grief!
Croydon twinned with Bedlam
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