Thieves stole two valueless warthog tusks from a Pocklington museum after failing to get their hands on a rhino horn./facepalm
*sigh* Only in Hull....
Oh! Wait a minute!
Burnby hall has an advanced CCTV system, and the museum's management were able to give very clear images of the pair to the police. One man also left a handprint on a glass cabinet.
Mr Geekie said: "The police identified one of these guys immediately.
"He was from Essex, but he's no longer at his previous address."/doublefacepalm
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