Sunday 15 November 2009

Sunday Funnies (Extra)

Come, marvel at the literary stylings of the Legal Director of the BNP, one Lee 'Hemingway' Barnes...

5 comments:

MTG said...

Each to his own, Julia. I liked this one from Comet:

Of all the programmes for discerning soilers, I was obliged to ask about the one marked IPCC on a new Eco washer. "That is just for a white wash Sir, it doesn't do anything else".

James Higham said...

"Literary" stylings?

David Duff said...

At least he is explicit and tells us that his hero "runs forward", in case we thought he might run backwards, presumably.

Even so, his hero does not deserve to live long. Any man faced with a pack of wolves who throws away a rifle with two rounds in it, preferring to rely on a short-range and usually innacurate pistol, is likely to turn into wold meat fairly quickly!

SteveShark said...

I hope he doesn't give up the day job.
It might be tricky getting another job at McDonalds...

JuliaM said...

"At least he is explicit..."

Let's hope he doesn't start writing erotica!

"I hope he doesn't give up the day job. "

The way this government is going, I think he'll have that for quite a while...