King, speaking in his own defence, said: "There have been times when I have been struggling to put food in the cupboards.
"I don't make a habit of doing this kind of thing."Which is just as well, because the cupboard’s really no place for…ice cream!
Yes! Really!
Rebecca Dalby, prosecuting, said King had paid for the rest of his shopping, but attempted to leave the store without paying for the ice cream.Because everyone deserves ice cream, and if you can’t afford it, why, just steal it!
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Wasn't it traditionally "struggling to put food on the table"? What has changed I wonder?
No-one eats at the table any more...
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