Thursday 31 October 2013

Pity About The Other 364 Days Of The Year...

It's that time of year again! The time of year when we copy the US, dress up, eat stuff we'd never dream of eating at any other time of the year (pumpkin soup? Err, no, thanks...) and have spooky fun, while...

But wait! Hold up there! Fun? Oh, no. No, no, no, no...

When there's something strange endearingly cute in your neighbourhood, who ya gonna call? The police, of course!


And it's not just them...


Not to be outdone...


Yes, even the turnip-munchers aren't left out...


Well, this spells trouble for Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood...




Do these scare you? Well MAN THE FUCK UP! They're only kids!

Yes, every police Twitterfeed has gone into overdrive, promising dire retribution and the flames of Hell* to anyone who upsets the gentlefolk of the parish on this one night.

Yeah, yeah. Try calling them tomorrow to report ASB. Let me know how it goes, won't you? But I hope you aren't the ones that get arrested...

*sod all, because the lines will be jammed with idiots like they always are...

8 comments:

Demetrius said...

It is really All Souls Day when in happier times we would have remembered and prayed for the deceased of our families. It was essentially the US Media and commerce that turned it into this travesty.

Fidel Cuntstruck said...

Pumpkin Soup ... yep, the clue is in the name

Anonymous said...

I've just been in Sainsburys and they haven't run out of fucking pumpkins - so if you panic bought your one 3 months ago when they first went on display - give your kidz a real treat - let them have an ornage one, not a smelly mouldy green and black one.

Ian Hills said...

"Man the fuck up" is hardly a ladylike exclamation Julia, but I too am getting fed up with topsy-turvy police attitudes.

MTG said...

Plod will get under the skin of any honest citizen, Julia. Benzyl benzoate was once a very effective treatment for scabies but a good Peel is necessary to compromise today's larger parasites.

Anonymous said...

Don't answer the door tonight Melvin,it's that night of the year it's OK to torment the local nutter.
Jaded

Anonymous said...

You were in a rush to get out on the one night you blend in, WC Jaded. Haste makes for continuity errors in your script fiction, old ghoul.

JuliaM said...

"It is really All Souls Day when in happier times we would have remembered and prayed for the deceased of our families."

Oh, it's grossly over-commercialised, of course. Just like Christmas.

"...let them have an ornage one, not a smelly mouldy green and black one."

:D

""Man the fuck up" is hardly a ladylike exclamation Julia..."

I'm no Obo or DK, but I can bring it when the occasion demands it.. ;)