You know the ones, some sultry minx purring 'This isn't just
any joint of lamb'...
A man who was caught masturbating in the meat aisle of a Sainsbury's store has been banned from every supermarket in Britain - unless he is supervised by another adult.
Yes,
that rather odd condition again.
The incident put Freitas in breach of a sexual offences prevention order (SOPO) he had been handed for exposure in 2010, which also took place in a supermarket, the court heard.
But was that one a Sainsbury's..?
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If he'd got his "little gentleman" out in Aldi this morning I suspect there would have been a stampede ...
Desperate housewives? .. well no, more like desperate landwhales.
The Daily Mash has a mock-up calendar entitled "Milfs of Waitrose"
I'm not supervising the dirty little fucker, although i reckon Aldi could well supress his feelings most days.
For fucks sake keep him well clear of John lewis, best looking sales staff and customers by a mile
Top Totty
The Daily Mash has a mock-up calendar entitled "Milfs of Waitrose"
Yes, but the cover shows a woman with a Sainsbury's basket.
Ugh! Unclean!
The one piece of meat in the shop that definitely was not halal
Perhaps he was just choking the chicken, beating the meat, thwacking the 1 eyed trouser snake (although that would probably be an err..specialist outlet).
Those meat aisles eh? Minxes.....ooooooh!
Poor fellow, he just wanted to meat someone
"The Daily Mash has a mock-up calendar entitled "Milfs of Waitrose""
*boggle*
"The one piece of meat in the shop that definitely was not halal"
LOL!
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