Wednesday 29 September 2021

But It Won't Be Them Paying, You Idiot!

Persistent shoplifters should be spared jail and instead retailers could pay for their rehabilitation, a police chief has said.

The costs will, of course, be passed on to customers

Thankfully, she's not really a 'police chief' in any normal sense of the word.
Donna Jones, an elected crime commissioner, believes short jail sentences for low–level criminals with drug addictions do not work and prison should be reserved for more serious violent and sex offenders.
She's elected. Which means, unlike the woke top brass, she can be unelected. Her obese backside can be evicted from the comfy seat she now occupies.
The Hampshire Police and Crime Commissioner, who was elected as a Conservative ...
She fits right in, doesn't she?

7 comments:

MTG 1 said...

You see...? We knew all along that it was MY fault!

You repeatedly refused to listen to her but WC Jaded persisted in telling you, JuliaM.

The Jannie said...

She's not anything in the real world. She's just one of those invented functionaries who constitute yet another layer of bigstate operations which mainly exist to justify their own existence.

Anonymous said...

Are there any real Conservatives out there anymore? I truly despair that these out of touch snowflakes are taking over. Who can I vote for to represent me now ?
Jaded

Bucko said...

So she wants the victim to pay to rehabilitate the offender? What a nob
I would take it a step further and just have store security take the scrotes round the back and fill them in. No need for police, courts or prisons at all

Stonyground said...

This has to be one of the most stupid things that I have read since, well yesterday probably. Making the victims pay the criminals for their "rehabilitation", effing batshit crazy. I think that if I had a store, the basement would be set up so that anyone caught theiving would get to star in their very own BDSM video.

Unknown said...

Persistent rapists could be spared jail and instead rapees could pay for their rehabilitation, a police chief has said.

It didn't sound great anyway, but switch it up a bit...

MC

JuliaM said...

"You see...? We knew all along that it was MY fault!"

🤔

"She's just one of those invented functionaries who constitute yet another layer of bigstate operations which mainly exist to justify their own existence."

Yes, I had high hopes for the role. I really shouldn't have had, should I?

"Are there any real Conservatives out there anymore?"

I genuinely don't believe there are...

"I would take it a step further and just have store security take the scrotes round the back and fill them in. "

Pretty soon it might come to that. If the justice system delivers no justice any more, what else to do?