Showing posts with label summer hazards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label summer hazards. Show all posts

Tuesday, 12 August 2025

How Dare People Enjoy Themseves In Summer!

 



'Worrying' for whom? Glad you asked, Reader - it would appear to be the usual NuPuritans and funsponges the progressive press so loves to pander to:
Yuck. “RTDs are booming,” said Steve Young, Bacardi UK’s business unit director, back in May. RTDs? Ready-to-drink beverages, the preferred name for alcopops among those that market them. See also FABs (flavoured alcoholic beverages). Is it just Breezers? Nope. Drinks giant Diageo has launched a new campaign across 20 countries to restore the fortunes of Smirnoff Ice, amid a near doubling in RTD sales over the last decade, fuelled by new brands including BuzzBallz.

How terrible it is that the populace should feel entitled to enjoy themselves in the sunshine! 

How have these RTDs managed to overcome the inexorable decline in alcohol consumption? Gen Z have started drinking again.
Why not? The news is enough to drive them to it, after all! 

Sunday, 25 May 2025

Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time!

Strawberry lovers are being warned a bumper crop for 2025 has left them “too big” to fit in their mouths. The whoppers will be sold at UK supermarkets and are “unlike anything” growers have seen in recent years.

Challenge accepted! Who said global warming was a totally bad thing? 

Bartosz Pinkosz, the operations director at the Summer Berry Company said brighter weather, longer days and rainy weather beforehand has made the monsters, which are now being picked to be sold.

Haven’t seen any yet. Hope they will be out in time for Wimbledon!

Monday, 27 May 2024

As Inevitable As Summer Itself...

The instant the temperature spikes up, the drownings start....
The father of a boy who drowned in the River Tyne has told of his anguish after another teen died on the same stretch of water. Carl Hattersley says yesterday's tragedy has brought back memories of his ordeal in July 2022 when his son, Robert, 13, died. Robert, from Crawcrook, was swept under by the current when he got into difficulty while swimming with his pals in the river in Ovingham, Northumberland. Yesterday, a 14-year-old boy died and a 13-year-old boy is in a critical condition after getting into difficulty in the same waters. The teen who passed away had jumped in to save his friend who began to struggle while playing on a rope swing, locals revealed.
Mr Hattersley, who has set up a foundation in his son's name to raise awareness of the dangers of open water swimming, said he wanted to send his condolences to the boy's family.

Just how much 'awareness' can you raise, if the constant stream of deaths isn't doing the trick?  

He said he was 'quite disappointed' with Northumberland Council, which he says has not been in touch with him since his son's death. 'We thought something would have been done by the Northumberland Council by now,' he said.

Ah, yes, the 'someone should do something!' attitude that's so often prevalent in these cases.  Quite what they should do, heaven only knows - fence off every stretch of open water in the area? At a cost to the local taxpayer? 

Mr Hattersley said he wanted to raise awareness of the dangers of open water swimming in schools. 'Let's get people aware, of all ages, like these young teenagers,' he said.
'If they're not from around here they might not know the dangers of Northumberland's rivers because it's quite dangerous and strong because of the current.''Kids are kids. They go down to the river and they don't see the dangers, they think it's fine. As the summer gets closer there's going to be more going down there.'

And there will be more drownings. In fact, here they are alreadyhere they are already.