Tuesday, 5 March 2024

Do They Only Catch The Stupid Ones?

A woman’s £650,000 claim for injuries allegedly suffered during a car crash has been thrown out of court in Ireland after she was pictured winning a Christmas tree-throwing competition.

*boggle* 

Kamila Grabska (Ed: Surely not..?), 36, sued an insurance company and said injuries to her back and neck meant she was unable to work for more than five years or play with her children. She claimed she was left with the “disabling” condition after a car she was travelling in was hit from behind in an accident in 2017.

We really are being taken for mugs in this country, aren't we> 

Monday, 4 March 2024

Who Are You Trying To Fool?

Joseph's mother, Sarah, described in a statement following the case how she was still trying to come to terms with her son's death.
She said: 'Joseph was an amazing young man who had the world at his fingertips. He was kind, funny, caring, loyal and compassionate.
'His murder has left a huge hole in the lives of his family and friends and he will be forever loved and missed by us all.
'I will never forgive and never forget.'

Another innocent robbed from his family by savages, eh? 

Detective Chief Inspector Laura Harrison, from West Mildands Police's homicide unit, added: 'This is another young life lost to knife crime.
'Only those involved will know the reason for the attack, but no doubt it was not worth the price of a life, or the lengthy sentences that those convicted are facing.'

Woah, hold up there, Laura! It's no mystery at all, is it? After all, it all came out at the trial, didn't it?

Joseph, from Bartley Green, Birmingham, was in Stourbridge town centre with friends on the day of his murder, the court heard, when he spotted another group of teenagers and ran up to them at the bottom of High Street.
Joseph attacked two of them with a screwdriver before attempting to get into a car with his friends which had pulled up alongside him, jurors were told. But the teenager struggled to get into the car and ran off along Coventry Street as he was chased. Joseph was then attacked himself, suffering a fatal blow to the chest.

So who are you trying to fool? Us, or yourselves? 

More Diversity Hire Shenanigans

A row has broken out after a judge who decided to let three women wearing parachute images at a pro-Palestine march walk free admitted to liking a social media post branding Israel a 'terrorist'.

Well, well, well... 

Tanweer Ikram is facing calls to be investigated for a conflict of interest after he liked a LinkedIn post calling for a 'free Palestine ' by a barrister who had previously promoted conspiracy theories claiming that Israel allowed the October 7 attack. The senior district judge admitted to liking the post 'by mistake' three weeks ago, but was told by the Judicial Office that the matter would not be investigated further.

Of course not! They look after their own - especially when they've gone to such lengths to ensure a suitably 'diverse' workforce.

Downing Street said that it had referred the case to the Attorney General, describing the sentencing decision as 'deeply troubling'.

I'll say! It makes an utter mockery of our supposed impartial justice system. 

Mr Ikram told the women: 'Each of you stands convicted of a terrorist offence. There is nothing to suggest the police of their own volition were going to take any action. You've not hidden the fact you were carrying these images. You crossed the line, but it would have been fair to say that emotions ran very high on this issue.
'Your lesson has been well learnt. I do not find you were seeking to show any support for Hamas.'

I wonder just who's emotions were running high on this issue. Sounds like Tanweer's were, as well as those of these three idiots. 

Saturday, 2 March 2024

No, Ignoring Them Does...



Bah, who is Senegalese, was targeted by prosecutors because he had been picked from among the passengers to steer the boat. As prosecutors noted, members of the people-smuggling gangs do not ordinarily put themselves in harm’s way to steer boats; on Bah’s evidence, he was forced into it.

So what? I daresay getaway drivers could claim the same thing, it wouldn't protect them. He was still attempting to enter the UK illegally. 

It is for that reason that some campaigners see Bah, now 20, not as responsible for the deaths of four people but as a victim of people smugglers, whose business model is sustained by the government’s refusal to open safe and legal routes.

Ah, yes, these people have no choice because they want something they can't have. So the obvious solution is to let them have it! Well, it seems to be the policy for shoplifters these days too... 

Bah is just the latest small boat pilot to be prosecuted under powers expanded in 2022.

Let's hope not the last! But who could possibly object to this policy?  

Fizza Qureshi, the chief executive of Migrants’ Rights Network, said: “People are being forced into those boats and, instead of them being dealt with as victims – someone who’s been essentially trafficked to the UK, they’re seen as a criminal.

They are criminals.  

Julia Tinsley-Kent, the group’s spokesperson, said: “When you look at the Home Office’s comms generally around migration, it’s just really vile. And the way they talk about these ‘victories’, what they’re doing is horrendous.”

No, what they are doing - and it's vanishingly rare these days that they do it - is their job, carrying out the will of the British public, who don't want their country overrun by more economic migrants breaking our laws to come here. 

After the verdict on Monday, Captain Support UK – a solidarity platform for those accused of piloting boats to Europe – said Bah’s conviction was a “violent escalation in the persecution of migrants to ‘stop the boats’”.

Good! Bring it on, more of it and more often.  

One To Watch For Next Month?

It is absolutely terrifying. You know how they say you should never see how a sausage is made? Well, my friends, better a thousand sausages than any of the workings of this foundational piece of the criminal justice system – the best method of dispensing fairness we have been able to invent, and upon which the fates of uncountable millions of accused, their accusers and silent victims have depended.
What is this show? Well, it's Channel 4’s The Jury: Murder Trial, where not one but two juries are attending the same (dramatised) trial, in ignorance that the other exists. And since I'm due to take up a second stint at jury service in early April, I thought I'd better tune in and see what ten years had wrought on the average member of the public.

And...all I can say is I really hope that the members of both juries have been selected the way all such reality shows are usually selected, with an eye to drama. Because what I saw was nothing like my experience (of careful and sober juries), which fully understood the rules and more importantly, what we were really there to do.

Is this typical of modern juries? I'm going to find out soon, aren't I?

Friday, 1 March 2024

"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "Did he fire six shots or only five?"...'

"Now to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself..."
Norfolk police are facing questions after it emerged the force allowed an officer to drive fast response vehicles and carry a firearm despite him having been diagnosed with amnesia for a decade.

I really should be shocked but...well. 

PC Karl Warren first suffered from memory loss while working for Norfolk Constabulary in 2012. He told senior officers of his condition at the time but was allowed to remain in his role and later became an officer with the roads and armed policing team.

This came to light when he drove into the back of a civilian's car at 50mph. And didn't stop. 

The Audi motorist pulled over at the earliest opportunity, but the police car carried on without stopping.

He wasn't single crewed. So was his fellow cop also an amnesic? Are all cops now amnesiacs? 

The misconduct panel, which heard evidence over two days, dismissed the charge of misconduct, saying they had no reason to contradict a medical diagnosis that he was suffering from a form of epilepsy that left him “completely unaware of his surroundings”.

And his fellow cop, unbelievably, only got a written warning! 

Following a separate hearing in October, PC Hargrave was given a written warning for not challenging PC Warren at the time and not reporting the incident immediately.

And now it's all out in the open, someone finally came to their senses. 

Mr Banham said despite being cleared of misconduct PC Warren had effectively lost his career and was still suffering seizures requirement strong medication. “The officer has been through hell. He's been through diagnosis. He's no longer carrying [firearms] and he's no longer driving.,” he said.
"His life has been hugely affected.”

If he's not guilty of misconduct, whoever hired him certainly is. 

H/T: Dave Ward via email

Adult Fiction Never Did Me Any Harm...

Parents, publishers and booksellers have generally welcomed “BookTok”, the videos on TikTok promoting literature.

As well they should! 

In an age when many worry about children spending too much time in front of a screen, reading has become “cool” on the platform. But a trend for “spicy” (ie sexy) books has led to fears children may be reading titles with adult content.

Oh noes! Isn't it better that, than they are out on the streets stabbing one another? 

Thriller writer and journalist Kat Rosenfield criticised a bookseller on X last year for sharing a video offering alternatives to teenage readers who want to read adult books. “Imagine being a normal teenage girl, just trying to buy some good old-fashioned smut” and “getting shooed out of the romance section”, she tweeted. “It’s normal and healthy for teenagers to be interested in sex, and there’s no safer way to explore that interest than by reading stories about it,” she added. “The problem is not the kids who are reading spicy books. It’s the ones who don’t – or can’t – read at all.

So very true. I couldn't wait to get my adult library card (as I believe I've mentioned before), which I got pretty early and maybe far too early, who can say? Certainly a lot of my peers didn't have one. And did I check out some modern-parlance 'spicy' titles? Reader, I cannot tell a lie! Jackie Collins, Jilly Cooper...

The librarians didn't turn a hair. And I learned a lot.