Sunday, 23 October 2016

English, And How She Is Wrote...

...well, in the 'Mail', anyway:


I know they say you are getting old when the policemen start to look young, but when they are 17 and have daughters, well,,,

H/T: Stephen Brown via email

5 comments:

Flaxen Saxon said...

Shit, why do they have to mention the father's profession and what relevance does it imply. Surely we would be less shocked if the father had been a candle stick maker? By the way, I like burning stuff.

Anonymous said...

Why not run a draw on the most likely time an Essex plodclown and 'educatid' grammar authority, will attempt to correct the headline?

The Blocked Dwarf said...

Norfolk constabulary I assume?

Anonymous said...

Double fail:
According to the latest grammar nonsense, that is the only place for an apostrophe.
Even if it was in the old fashioned place it still wouldn't make any sense.
I wonder if they do this sort of thing deliberately.

JuliaM said...

" Surely we would be less shocked if the father had been a candle stick maker?"

Quite! Mind you, I think most of our candles come from China these days...

"Norfolk constabulary I assume?"

*chuckles*

"I wonder if they do this sort of thing deliberately."

I don't think they are that bright.