Monday 23 October 2017

"I See No Ships Gang Of 30 Rowdy Youths..."

Chief Inspector Chris Veale said officers were dispatched to intercept the group but searched and could not find them.
He said a possible link between the report and the window being smashed was being explored although there was no current evidence to connect the two.
He added: “We do not currently have evidence of a general problem of antisocial behaviour in this area of Kemp town. However, we are always keen to hear from residents and would encourage anyone experiencing anti-social behaviour to report it.”


There really are no words, are there?

5 comments:

DJ said...

So there's no problem with anti-social behaviour round there, but they can't say if the mob was connected to a window being broken. It might have been some other group of people smashing windows in this place with no problems with anti-social behaviour.

The NHS has its problems, but at least they don't try and tell you that you're imagining your broken leg.

The Cowboy Online said...

Perhaps the police were too busy painting their nails, or wearing fancy dress costumes, as part of their 'fight against hate crime', to be bothered with such mundane things such as investigating a criminal act.

MTG said...

'Blame it on the cuts'. Show me a taxpayer who still buys that story and I will show you a fool.

Ted Treen said...

They do all seem to have a common purpose, don't they?

JuliaM said...

"The NHS has its problems, but at least they don't try and tell you that you're imagining your broken leg."

Until the x-ray machine breaks down, anyway...

"Perhaps the police were too busy painting their nails, or wearing fancy dress costumes..."

Heh!

"They do all seem to have a common purpose, don't they?"

I see what you did there.... ;)