Wednesday 11 April 2018

Maybe It Was A Hyphen Overdose?

A family are demanding answers after a 16-year-old mother lost her baby as a result of complications during labour.
Oh...?
Macey-Lou Furridge, 16, who lives in Laindon, was rushed to Basildon Hospital when she experienced pains at her grandmother’s house.
Within hours, doctors had to perform an emergency C-section and her baby, Marni-Lee, had to be put on life-support.
Ah. No mention of a grieving father, I note.

6 comments:

Bucko said...

Gotta love those double-barrel chav names

mikebravo said...

"father"! you are soooo old fashioned.

Billy-Boy or Okwad-Kwa is studs innit.

Anonymous said...

Time to consult Sue, Grabbit 'n' Run?

Nemisis

Anonymous said...

Daddy is Pete-O-File.
And great-granny is aged 48.

Ted Treen said...

Whilst I share your feelings regarding the choice of names, the fact does remain that a young mother has lost her child - seemingly due to the uncaring bureaucratic behemoth which the NHS has become. For that the young woman has my deepest sympathy.

JuliaM said...

"Gotta love those double-barrel chav names"

A dead giveaway!

"...the fact does remain that a young mother has lost her child - seemingly due to the uncaring bureaucratic behemoth which the NHS has become."

Look on it as population control..?