Tuesday 7 April 2020

Darwin Isn't Socially Distancing, I See...

A 5-year-old boy is fighting for his life after a quad bike he was riding on smashed into a metal barrier in Corby, Northants last night.
The boy was on the back of the quad bike, which was being ridden by an 18-year-old in Occupation Road, at twenty five to eight in the evening.
*sighs*

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hurry...send for chief cunstable Olivia 'Policing of
Children & Young People' Pinkney....she has all the politically correct solutions.

Just Trevor said...

Obviously COVID-19. Chalk it up.

Robert the Biker said...

I wonder if the fuckstick on the front actually OWNED the quad or had just stolen it from somewhere! Combine a thicko who's barely qualified to LOOK at the thing with a high performance machine, don't be surprised when the bodies start to stack up!

Anonymous said...

Probably hedgehog eaters on a stolen bike. The daily mail quickly shut down the comments on that article.
Jaded

JuliaM said...

"...she has all the politically correct solutions."

I just Googled her!

"Obviously COVID-19. Chalk it up."

:D

"I wonder if the fuckstick on the front actually OWNED the quad..."

What are the odds...?

"The daily mail quickly shut down the comments on that article."

That confirms suspicions, doesn't it?