Thursday 8 December 2022

Gosh, Really? What A Shocker!

Said no one with more than two brain cells to rub together:
Almost a fifth of lone Albanian child refugees have gone missing, an English council has revealed. Kent county council took in 197 unaccompanied children from Albania between 1 January and 31 October of this year and, of those, 39 are missing.

Why are they even here long enough to go missing in the first place? 

Kent county council said when a child goes missing it works closely with police and the Home Office to find them.

Neither of whom could find their own arsehole with a flashlight and a hunting dog... 

6 comments:

said...

Child refugees or "child" ie bearded refugees? My bet is unless they are involved in organised crime they are sucking wealthy customers' (most likely Westminster politicians') dicks.

Bucko said...

"of those 100% are over 35 years old..."

Judd said...

Hope they issued those children with extra shaving kit before letting them loose.

Nemisis said...

But, when they arrived they (or the traitorous charities working to circumvent our laws) said they were children, so they must have been. It's just that they grew up so quickly that they were no longer children and were able to work for friends....

Anonymous said...

I arrested one of our African cousins a few years ago for credit card fraud (no surprise) and when I booked him in he claimed to be 16 years old. The Custody Sergeant and I burst out laughing and Africans always look hurt when you call them liars.
However the Sergeant quite rightly said that as he was a juvenile he would need an appropriate adult to be processed and as this prisoner had already told me that he had no relatives in England then social services had to be called. The Sergeant picked up the phone and I could see that he hadn't actually dialled a number. He then had a pretend conversation which ended with "Ok see you in the morning". He told the "child" that no social worker was available until the next morning and he would have to sit in the cell until one turned up.
The prisoner thought about it for a few seconds and then said "Ok i'm 36 really".
Imagine my surprise.
Jaded

JuliaM said...

"Child refugees or "child" ie bearded refugees?"

I'm wondering that myself!

"But, when they arrived they (or the traitorous charities working to circumvent our laws)..."

Yes, one mustn't forget those.

"The prisoner thought about it for a few seconds and then said "Ok i'm 36 really"."

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