Thursday 29 December 2022

The Last 'YCMIU' Of 2022..?

An official working for the UK Border Force has been arrested on suspicion of...

Shirking his duties? Stealing paperclips? 

...being an illegal migrant himself.

*blinks* 

His bosses are understood to have acted quickly as soon as doubts were raised about his status, The Sun reports.

Oh, maybe he's one of those new hires, then? At least they found out before he could do any dam... 

The suspect is understood to be in his late 30s and arrived in the UK around 20 years ago from the Balkans. It is alleged he lied on paperwork about his origins in order to be granted the right to remain in the UK, later going on to work for the Home Office.

/facepalm 

The same man is also believed to be among four Border Force staff who were arrested over a separate incident on December 6. The four were detained on suspicion of misconduct in public office and conspiracy to steal.

Could the BF strike for another few months? I don't think the country can cope with them on duty. 

6 comments:

Bucko said...

Ok, I didn't see that one coming. Although when you fly back to Manchester airport, the bulk of the staff facilitating your return into the country do appear to be non-English. Always makes me wonder...

ivan said...

Does it really matter because the border force is useless. Shouldn't they be herding all those illegals on to RAF transports regardless if they want to or not to take them to some other country in Africa not inviting them into the best hotels all over the country and paying them to stay0.

Umbongo said...

It seems to me that when I return from abroad and go through border control at Heathrow it's as if I'm entering a foreign country. The officials neither look nor sound British although you might spy a rare UK-native face in the background. Compare, for instance, with Italy. Sometimes I find it easier to converse with the officials at Linate (Milan Airport) - although my Italian is not fluent - than with those at Heathrow.

Anonymous said...

Instead of the Border Farce Illegal Immigrant Escort Service, pick them up from the French navy traffickers, instead of giving them a blanket to wrap around themselves, why not just give them a BF uniform? Will save a fortune in blankets.
Penseivat

Anonymous said...

Now do all the senior people in The Home Office, Border Force, Immigration and Customs (not to mention Parliament).

This isn't, as you noted, something new. This is now an established system by which the ethnics are trying to take-over the country.

The fact, as others have pointed out, is 'not' that there was an illegal working for them, but that you'd be hard pressed to find someone who isn't.

JuliaM said...

"Ok, I didn't see that one coming."

No one could, could they?

"It seems to me that when I return from abroad and go through border control at Heathrow it's as if I'm entering a foreign country. The officials neither look nor sound British..."

Well, quite. Not something you get when you enter any other country's controls, is it?

"... is 'not' that there was an illegal working for them, but that you'd be hard pressed to find someone who isn't."

We're doomed, aren't we?